@Anemone eco
Welp. I tried. Perhaps it's the fact that my neighbour's dog won't stop barking, but I tried nevertheless.
Welp. I tried. Perhaps it's the fact that my neighbour's dog won't stop barking, but I tried nevertheless.
Welp. I tried. Perhaps it's the fact that my neighbour's dog won't stop barking, but I tried nevertheless.
Bruh what kind of arsehole just lets their dog bark like that?
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh uwi; wanan; dance with osoebody
i wanna fleel the heat woith somebody
YeAAAAAAAAah I wanna Dance With SOmeBOdy With sOMebodywho LOves me
i weihs i could heaor yhat
but i don't havoe my glasees
Felt then immediately forgotten because I have the brain capapcity of am onkey
so like. most everyone knows me as a guy on here…and one thing i hate about my female body is that i have a period…….gods i just wanna live with Hades now……
am onkey
honjk honk
so like. most everyone knows me as a guy on here…and one thing i hate about my female body is that i have a period…….gods i just wanna live with Hades now……
On my period rn and I'd just like to say they are dumb and I don't need children at all, let alone another person in my life.
am onkey
honjk honk
A monkey, not a donkey
Unless wisco monkeys honk and I missed something
am onkey
honjk honk
i am a clown too, so the honking is accurate
am onkey
honjk honki am a clown too, so the honking is accurate
That's fair
notices that im going to die alone no matter how many people i date WELP gotta live some life, Right?
Also me, a clown and a rat: HYoeak hyonk hyonk squeak squeak
I JSUT REMEMBERED RATS ARE RESORTING TO CANNIBALISM THAKNS TO CORONA JKSFNHKSJGHK
Excuse you, dying with your cats is NOT dying alone
hwoppppppppppp
notices that im going to die alone no matter how many people i date WELP gotta live some life, Right?
I have had two people like me but turned them down because I knew better B) They didn't really have actual reasons for liking me. The one dude only liked me because I played Minecraft with him and developed a sort of obsession. The girl was pretty but she only liked me because I would listen to her problems. :')
hwoppppppppppp
What is this even supposed to say?
hwoppppppppppp
What is this even supposed to say?
Help, perhaps
hwoppppppppppp
What is this even supposed to say?
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IM CRYING THAT'S SO FUNNY TO ME AND IT PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE
"THE DISPOSAL HAS DISPOSED MY DICK ALL OVER THE WALLS!"
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Looks up how much a plane ticket will cost
:( it's restricted on my tablet
:( it's restricted on my tablet
Would you like me to write out the script for you?
If you want, but I can go without seeing it
https://www.notebook.ai/documents/107818
Read at your own risk I guess? Funny but also yikes
My cat is out cold snoring.
Okay but how does one slip on their pee, end up with their mahingahingdong in the garbage disposal that somehow got turned on??
Like you don't just be pantsless in the kitchen and fall into the sink
Wild
Okay but how does one slip on their pee, end up with their mahingahingdong in the garbage disposal that somehow got turned on??
Like you don't just be pantsless in the kitchen and fall into the sink
Wild
Low-key wanna bet that was a call from Florida
My cat is out cold snoring.
me tooooooooo
My cat is out cold snoring.me tooooooooo
Sleep UvU
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