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EVERY PUN BRINGS ME CLOSER TO THE SWEET RELIEF OF DELETING MY ACCOUNT
I c an’ t
I c an’ t
Guys we wouldn't want Emi to buzz all the way off of notebook
Emi, don't get your stinger in a twist
Emi, you'd better get used to this beehive-iour, because we're just getting started.
stg, if you leave, I'll lose my last shred of sanity
Beesus Christ, y'all, these puns are almost enough to make me bee-reak out in hives.
I’ll fucking kill you if you even ever call me that again, Jynneth
Kill me, mother.
Murder is bad
But…
Do you think it’d be easier, instead of finding a gun, I just put a bullet on my desk and slam my head into it really hard?
Maybee.
Do you think it’d be easier, instead of finding a gun, I just put a bullet on my desk and slam my head into it really hard?
Virtual gunshot
Pew
Sweet relief
(also where the HELL would you find a bullet if you can't find a gun?)
Do you think it’d be easier, instead of finding a gun, I just put a bullet on my desk and slam my head into it really hard?
Virtual gunshot
Pew
Sweet relief
I've got a bullet, want me to test it?
On second thought, I don't have a desk. Could use a tv tray but I think that would skew the results.
Do you think it’d be easier, instead of finding a gun, I just put a bullet on my desk and slam my head into it really hard?
Virtual gunshot
Pew
Sweet reliefI've got a bullet, want me to test it?
SCIENCE!

On second thought, I don't have a desk. Could use a tv tray but I think that would skew the results.
Do… Do you not have a table?
I just need a fucking bullet in my head, people, it doesn’t require experiments
also that’s going on my profile as a quote
On second thought, I don't have a desk. Could use a tv tray but I think that would skew the results.
Do… Do you not have a table?
Not in my bedroom, no.
I just need a fucking bullet in my head, people, it doesn’t require experiments
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Here you go
I just need a fucking bullet in my head, people, it doesn’t require experiments
I'm stealing this discussion for my Incorrect Quotes chat.
also that’s going on my profile as a quote
It's a beautiful quote
I just need a fucking bullet in my head, people, it doesn’t require experiments
I'm stealing this discussion for my Incorrect Quotes chat.
It's Ellie's entire existence in one quote
Me: sees horrible puns
Also me: these are my people
Me: sees horrible puns
Also me: these are my people
*beeople
Me: sees horrible puns
Also me: these are my people
Me: sees horrible puns
Also me: What a bunch of weirdos. I fit right in.
Me: sees horrible puns
Also me: these are my people*beeople
Dang it how'd I miss that
Me: sees horrible puns
Also me: these are my people*beeople
Dang it how'd I miss that
Eh, we all bumble a bit sometimes.
I love you all so much
They do bee trying their beest
(this is horrendous I love it)
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