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Despite my username, the world is definitely not quiet here
Who is mowing the goddamn lawn
While I'm supposed to be studying
You are not helping, random entity
Just
Stop
Despite my username, the world is definitely not quiet here
Who is mowing the goddamn lawn
While I'm supposed to be studying
You are not helping, random entity
Just
Stop
I would also die for Emi
and floof her hair
because she too has curls
and then I would hug her and boop her noseYeah how the hell would you reach my face, you small being?
But I am honored, nothing can beat the monstrosity that is my hair
This is Dom's hair erasure and I will not stand for it.
Dom has spoken
I would also die for Emi
and floof her hair
because she too has curls
and then I would hug her and boop her noseYeah how the hell would you reach my face, you small being?
But I am honored, nothing can beat the monstrosity that is my hair
This is Dom's hair erasure and I will not stand for it.
idk i can fight you on this. Nothing beats the fluffy, curly, humid-struck monstrosity, the afro, of my hair, and I have photo evidence. I am the fluffy one.
Unfortunately, my dear wife, I cannot disagree. Lol I feel like this is Darcy vibes.
Well I would contain myself for such a pleasure.
hugs are nice
I would honestly die if I met any one of you lol
Although you probably have different personalities
But it doesn't matter
Well I would contain myself for such a pleasure.
of me floofing your hair and possibly hugging you?
Unfortunately, my dear wife, I cannot disagree.
Lol I feel like this is Darcy vibes.
You cannot disagree?
Am I floofiest now?
No photo evidence required?
Jeez wow ok
no
we have to have an intellectual debate over who is most floof
this is important
Sorry Dom, but I've gotta go with Emi on this one. She is the Floof Master.
I have the most floof
Lemme get a tape measure
no
we have to have an intellectual debate over who is most floof
this is important
It is of the utmost importance
Alright. I measured it, and my floof radius is approx. 4 inches
Ash's curls go up and out
Emi's go down and out
My hair is also floof
I can't compete for the floof, but I can compete for the softest
ya boi is the human equivalent of a chinchilla
I will supply detailed descriptions of the acts of affection I would perform if I met you for 25 cents each
I will supply detailed descriptions of the acts of affection I would perform if I met you for 25 cents each
Go ahead
soft wheezing
I can't compete for the floof, but I can compete for the softest
ya boi is the human equivalent of a chinchilla
this brought actual tears to my eyes you're adorable and your irl pic literally made me question my sexuality and you're soft?????
I will supply detailed descriptions of the acts of affection I would perform if I met you for 25 cents each
Go ahead
soft wheezing
First I'd say "well BI there" because we are both bisexual
and then I would hug you and boop your nose
I will supply detailed descriptions of the acts of affection I would perform if I met you for 25 cents each
Offers a quarter
I will supply detailed descriptions of the acts of affection I would perform if I met you for 25 cents each
Go ahead
soft wheezingFirst I'd say "well BI there" because we are both bisexual
and then I would hug you and boop your nose
AMAZING
I can't compete for the floof, but I can compete for the softest
ya boi is the human equivalent of a chinchilla
mhm
but can i wrap you in a blanket burrito while you angrily nom at my face and beg for unhealthy amounts of rasin
ELLA!

ELLA!
BEHOLD MY CREATION!!!!
that looks like the hair on Dom's old edgy pfp
I will supply detailed descriptions of the acts of affection I would perform if I met you for 25 cents each
Offers a quarter
I'd tackle hug you and boop your nose and then continue hugging you and probably kiss you on the forehead nO hOmO
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