MY HAIR IS SO DEAD

Same

Alright one of my Animal Crossing villagers needs to go

Why?

He basically just called me fat to my face

He sent me a digital scale and attached a letter that said
and I quote:
"I think it's real 'you.'

I've been trying to get rid of him anyway

WHEEZE

WHEEZE

I knew you would say that

Yo, geese with human teeth is wack

Yo, geese with human teeth is wack

I'm scared to ask what led you to this realization

geese with human teeth, probably

No, I know that but like, what of the thought process behind it?

I was reading a comment and the author was just like "don't look up geese with teeth, it's terrifying" so I looked it up and now I'm oddly intruiged

Post it.

That's what I found.

My mom: You alright?
Me, kneeling over in pain: Y e p
Me internally: are my organs about to explode, was it something I ate? It's not time for my period… Was I poisoned? What son of a bitch poisoned me?

Mm. Terrifying.

Oh shit Reed. Have you recently had tea with an older woman?

Along with that picture of the goose, I found one of a leatherback turtle which was equally interesting.

Along with that picture of the goose, I found one of a leatherback turtle which was equally interesting.

Interesting, or nightmare-inducing?

Oh shit Reed. Have you recently had tea with an older woman?

Nah, why?

Along with that picture of the goose, I found one of a leatherback turtle which was equally interesting.

Interesting, or nightmare-inducing?

I mean, I thought it was pretty cool. But I guess it could be "nightmare-inducing".

I'd just like to mention that I am terrified of ducks and geese

Oh, oof.

Oh shit Reed. Have you recently had tea with an older woman?

Nah, why?

Just wondering. I know some older women are old-fashioned so instead of poison, they'd chop up tiger whiskers and put them in your tea. It causes great pain and indigestion, but won't necessarily kill.

Oh shit Reed. Have you recently had tea with an older woman?

Nah, why?

Just wondering. I know some older women are old-fashioned so instead of poison, they'd chop up tiger whiskers and put them in your tea. It causes great pain and indigestion, but won't necessarily kill.

Ah, I'm not a huge fan of tea honestly, so I'd probably decline.
Only I'm allowed to poison me

Oh shit Reed. Have you recently had tea with an older woman?

Nah, why?

Just wondering. I know some older women are old-fashioned so instead of poison, they'd chop up tiger whiskers and put them in your tea. It causes great pain and indigestion, but won't necessarily kill.

Ah, I'm not a huge fan of tea honestly, so I'd probably decline.
Only I'm allowed to poison me

I stg that sounds like something a character from Shakespeare would say cough Romeo cough Juliet cough Hamlet cough

Oh shit Reed. Have you recently had tea with an older woman?

Nah, why?

Just wondering. I know some older women are old-fashioned so instead of poison, they'd chop up tiger whiskers and put them in your tea. It causes great pain and indigestion, but won't necessarily kill.

Ah, I'm not a huge fan of tea honestly, so I'd probably decline.
Only I'm allowed to poison me

I stg that sounds like something a character from Shakespeare would say cough Romeo cough Juliet cough Hamlet cough

Definitely Hamlet.

Oof, yeah no, my prefered death is me being dramatically poisoned and turning into a murder mystery/buzzfeed unsolved

Poisoning sounds fun.

It is a pretty dramatic way to go out.