@ninj-is-by
(who wants their burgers dead?)
(who wants their burgers dead?)
(i like mine alive and mooing)
(grilled to perfection using only a clothing iron)
(….. Everyone? I'm not about to fucking go to field and chomp a cow's leg. Really that's not the part of my joke you should be concerned by)
(Slathered in white stuff)
(Fat enough to give you a heart attack)
(Covered in melted cheese)
(….. Everyone? I'm not about to fucking go to field and chomp a cow's leg. Really that's not the part of my joke you should be concerned by)
(disgusting, chomping a cow's leg is the best part of eating a burger)
(raw and juicy)
(Deep friend and stacked with onions.)
(Beaten repeatedly with a spiked metal brick until tender)
(Smushed between two ample buns)
A little gross. I warned you.
"Did you know there's like… Cotton?? Stuff?? In pads?"
"Yes..?"
"And it like, soaks up the blood?"
"Friend's name, did you… Cut open a pad?"
Silence
(vored)
SCIENCE!
(vored)
(Fuck, you win again.)
(With 27 knives stuck in them.)
Ceasar.
(vored)
(Fuck, you win again.)
(OwU)
(I like my my women how I like my boyfriend, male)
"Wicked witch of the yeast"
"Wicked witch of the yeast"
And the wicked witch of b a g u e t t e s
"Alexa, stop being a dumb b**"
"hahahahha get vored ya idiot."
"I mean if stabbing yourself in the thigh counts as romantic, I guess?"
"I mean if stabbing yourself in the thigh counts as romantic, I guess?"
It be like that sometimes
(Also I need the context for this lol)
"I mean if stabbing yourself in the thigh counts as romantic, I guess?"
It be like that sometimes
(Also I need the context for this lol)
It was something on TV about 'something romantic!' 'Julius Caesar?'
So I made a comment
"I mean if stabbing yourself in the thigh counts as romantic, I guess?"
It be like that sometimes
(Also I need the context for this lol)It was something on TV about 'something romantic!' 'Julius Caesar?'
So I made a comment
More like Julius Swooner, amiright?
That was a fucking awful pun, I should delete it but nah
"I mean if stabbing yourself in the thigh counts as romantic, I guess?"
It be like that sometimes
(Also I need the context for this lol)It was something on TV about 'something romantic!' 'Julius Caesar?'
So I made a commentMore like Julius Swooner, amiright?
That was a fucking awful pun, I should delete it but nah
keep it. I love it
"If at first you don't succeed, call her a thot"
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