We're not selling Pickles to the manatee.
no jhtoe the mank
We're not selling her to the bank either.
no tojeh the man
What, like the mafia?
the man
Yes, but which man? Big Brother?
no ejdjat allan pie
Edgar does not want me or my earlobes, juicy or not

@ SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Miriam is this about when I accidentally broke notebook with Edgar on skis because that was a week ago and I apologized
We're not selling Pickles to the manatee.
no jhtoe the mank
We're not selling her to the bank either.
no tojeh the man
What, like the mafia?
the man
Yes, but which man? Big Brother?
no ejdjat allan pie
Ah, yes. Ejdjat Allan Pie. As he once famously wrote.
qwuoh teh rsavwn nevwemorr
honk
shhhhhh bicht
you fuckin heard me
cruhnkjj cornch your earloids are mne
i’ll take your kneecaps then, i’m not fucking around
Both of you shut the fuck up or I will break your window locks and turn all your chairs upside down before pickling your tongue and eating it
i’ll fuck you up, i’ll take your fists from your wrists and barbeque them before ripping your ribs out and using them like a spit for your lungs
We're not selling Pickles to the manatee.
no jhtoe the mank
We're not selling her to the bank either.
no tojeh the man
What, like the mafia?
the man
Yes, but which man? Big Brother?
no ejdjat allan pie
Ah, yes. Ejdjat Allan Pie. As he once famously wrote.
qwuoh teh rsavwn nevwemorr
Ive cackled so hard about all of this that I scared away any demons that might be in my room
honk
shhhhhh bicht
you fuckin heard me
cruhnkjj cornch your earloids are mne
i’ll take your kneecaps then, i’m not fucking around
Both of you shut the fuck up or I will break your window locks and turn all your chairs upside down before pickling your tongue and eating it
i’ll fuck you up, i’ll take your fists from your wrists and barbeque them before ripping your ribs out and using them like a spit for your lungs
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee HDSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
honk
shhhhhh bicht
you fuckin heard me
cruhnkjj cornch your earloids are mne
i’ll take your kneecaps then, i’m not fucking around
Both of you shut the fuck up or I will break your window locks and turn all your chairs upside down before pickling your tongue and eating it
i’ll fuck you up, i’ll take your fists from your wrists and barbeque them before ripping your ribs out and using them like a spit for your lungs
Is that a threat? Bet. You won't.
If y'all stop arguing, I'll take you on a walk to some catacombs. I've got a lovely bottle of amontillado stored down there :)
We're not selling Pickles to the manatee.
no jhtoe the mank
We're not selling her to the bank either.
no tojeh the man
What, like the mafia?
the man
Yes, but which man? Big Brother?
no ejdjat allan pie
Ah, yes. Ejdjat Allan Pie. As he once famously wrote.
qwuoh teh rsavwn nevwemorr
i odn't likea nun
Okay he can be mean sometimes but he means well. Unlike me
honk
shhhhhh bicht
you fuckin heard me
cruhnkjj cornch your earloids are mne
i’ll take your kneecaps then, i’m not fucking around
Both of you shut the fuck up or I will break your window locks and turn all your chairs upside down before pickling your tongue and eating it
i’ll fuck you up, i’ll take your fists from your wrists and barbeque them before ripping your ribs out and using them like a spit for your lungs
Is that a threat? Bet. You won't.
fucking bet you clod
I'm not the clod, you clod!
I'll sell you out to Yellow Diamond, don't fuckin test me
We're not selling Pickles to the manatee.
no jhtoe the mank
We're not selling her to the bank either.
no tojeh the man
What, like the mafia?
the man
Yes, but which man? Big Brother?
no ejdjat allan pie
Ah, yes. Ejdjat Allan Pie. As he once famously wrote.
qwuoh teh rsavwn nevwemorr
i odn't likea nun
Okay he can be mean sometimes but he means well. Unlike me
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm not the clod, you clod!
I'll sell you out to Yellow Diamond, don't fuckin test me
idk i’ll just kill you lmao
selling people out is overrated
Better yet, I'll take you to this totally sick castle for a party, each room is a different color!
We're not selling Pickles to the manatee.
no jhtoe the mank
We're not selling her to the bank either.
no tojeh the man
What, like the mafia?
the man
Yes, but which man? Big Brother?
no ejdjat allan pie
Ah, yes. Ejdjat Allan Pie. As he once famously wrote.
qwuoh teh rsavwn nevwemorr
i odn't likea nun
Okay he can be mean sometimes but he means well. Unlike me
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I will not! You're trying to sell me to a dead poet!
no allchohol allchohol almsot io kileld me dad
I'm not the clod, you clod!
I'll sell you out to Yellow Diamond, don't fuckin test me
idk i’ll just kill you lmao
selling people out is overrated
Bold of you to assume I want to live.
We're not selling Pickles to the manatee.
no jhtoe the mank
We're not selling her to the bank either.
no tojeh the man
What, like the mafia?
the man
Yes, but which man? Big Brother?
no ejdjat allan pie
Ah, yes. Ejdjat Allan Pie. As he once famously wrote.
qwuoh teh rsavwn nevwemorr
i odn't likea nun
Okay he can be mean sometimes but he means well. Unlike me
I'm pretty much always mean. Just not always to you guys.
We're not selling Pickles to the manatee.
no jhtoe the mank
We're not selling her to the bank either.
no tojeh the man
What, like the mafia?
the man
Yes, but which man? Big Brother?
no ejdjat allan pie
Ah, yes. Ejdjat Allan Pie. As he once famously wrote.
qwuoh teh rsavwn nevwemorr
i odn't likea nun
Okay he can be mean sometimes but he means well. Unlike me
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I will not! You're trying to sell me to a dead poet!
Yeah, jeez, at least sell her to Shakespeare.
no allchohol allchohol almsot io kileld me dad
I know this is serious but I read that in a Scottish accent
I'm not the clod, you clod!
I'll sell you out to Yellow Diamond, don't fuckin test me
idk i’ll just kill you lmao
selling people out is overrated
Bold of you to assume I want to live.
bold of you to assume i’m not already sold out to someone else
no allchohol allchohol almsot io kileld me dad
I know this is serious but I read that in a Scottish accent
me jdad cit huisu face off and shioweid meeeeeeee
Y'all wanna get rid of me but Edgar's gonna get sick of me faster than you did and he'll come knocking soon enough
no allchohol allchohol almsot io kileld me dad
I know this is serious but I read that in a Scottish accent
me jdad cit huisu face off and shioweid meeeeeeee
Did you have a nightmare?