forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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I have successfully skipped the Health test and I am very relieved

Nice.

It’s not nice lmfao

I don’t take a health class

I'd like to be rude to the stupid Boxelder bugs that are all over the sidewalks engaging in coitus. It's hard not to step on you, and frankly, you all smell weird.

engaging in coitus

I saw a lot of frogs that were….engaging in coitus when I was hiking. It was absolutely hilarious, and the lonely ones kept doing their mating call.
Also saw some cows…engaging in coitus yesterday, it was very uncomfortable and I did not want to see that on my way to the library.

If one more person says 'engaging in coitus' I will cry

When I was visiting my cousins, we caught frogs in a pond and put them in a giant jar and they started engaging in coitus. But I had no idea what they were doing. I thought they were just stacking, which was cute at the time. But my cousins were laughing at my innocence. They knew.

If one more person says 'engaging in coitus' I will cry

what would you rather we say, then?

toad stacking is adorable

I'm sorry about your cow incident Jyn, that's nasty

Those fat ones on the bottom look grumpy.

It is cute until you realize most of them are just hOrnY bAstArDs trying to get some

A fivesome. Goals, am I right?

Those fat ones on the bottom look grumpy.

You'd be grumpy too

I'm sorry about your cow incident Jyn, that's nasty

That's Wisconsin for you lol

Probably.^^

A fivesome. Goals, am I right?

Frogsome

If one more person says 'engaging in coitus' I will cry

what would you rather we say, then?

gettin some

A fivesome. Goals, am I right?

zach is one of my favorite people these days

If one more person says 'engaging in coitus' I will cry

what would you rather we say, then?

gettin some

yiffy wiffy

A fivesome. Goals, am I right?

zach is one of my favorite people these days

Aww, thanks.

….having to rewrite a section because you forgot a major plot point and introduction of a main character.

sigh

Mood.

….having to rewrite a section because you forgot a major plot point and introduction of a main character.

sigh

Oooh that sucks.

Do any of you have any advice on how to get a sleepy, purring chonky boi off your lap?

You either shove or lift or sit until you die.

don’t.
hes sleepy.
let him sleep.

My legs are asleeeeeeep

let them sleep too. the tired is contagious.

Not foolproof, but stick your arms under him and move him to the spot next to you and pet him until he goes back to sleep. Or pet him until he gets annoyed and leaves

He's not supposed to be on the couch anyway