Especially when you're cackling about how the hickeys on your friends neck make a fish shape

Once in my science class(the one with the teacher who roasts everyone) we were doing a cell anatomy test or something and the last question was 'come up with a cell joke and explain why it's funny'

I did a drawing of a cell then there was a lysosome holding a knife and saying 'I'm not gonna kill somebody' and the joke was that it's a 'lie-sosome'

then that night I came up with a better joke so R.I.P

I've never had an English teacher tell me to explain why I was laughing. So I can't relate.

I mean in a book. That's satire. And humorous. Why. Why do I need to explain to you why it's funny. And some of these things weren't even funny. Yeah, I fucking cackled at "We'll see who rusts first" and that's not even one of the things you're asking me about??

I mean in a book. That's satire. And humorous. Why. Why do I need to explain to you why it's funny. And some of these things weren't even funny. Yeah, I fucking cackled at "We'll see who rusts first" and that's not even one of the things you're asking me about??

I feel so attacked because "We'll see who rusts first" is hilarious

I mean in a book. That's satire. And humorous. Why. Why do I need to explain to you why it's funny. And some of these things weren't even funny. Yeah, I fucking cackled at "We'll see who rusts first" and that's not even one of the things you're asking me about??

I don't know what book that's from, but I wanna read it.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
He just laid down in front of a bulldozer and was like alright I'm hungover let's do this

Lmaooo I love that

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
He just laid down in front of a bulldozer and was like alright I'm hungover let's do this

I have the collectors edition of that series
And that will always be my favorite moment

Mir- you have got to let me know when Tired Miriam is on tonight- I think maybe a picture of koi would make her go sleep and get some rest :D

Mir- you have got to let me know when Tired Miriam is on tonight- I think maybe a picture of koi would make her go sleep and get some rest :D

lmao perhaps XD

I have to call this friend, there's no getting around it, I can't fucking do phone calls help me

Oof, how can I help?

I don't know…

Sorry fren-

well, here we go.

good luck on that

Can you video call instead? Or put them on speaker and doodle or something to pretend that you just aren't looking at them?

Update: It was actually pretty good and I'm thanking the rose quartz I held onto for dear life

:D

I'M SCREAMING
I JUST SAW A KID I USED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH BACK WHEN I HAD LONG BROWN HAIR AND WORE COLORS AND WAS SUPER SHORT AND A LITERAL RECTANGLE AND 'STRAIGHT' BUT ALSO "BOYS ARE EW COOTIESSSS"
AND THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE REALIZED IT WAS ME
{'IT' BEING THE EXTREME HOURGLASS-SHAPED GIRL IN ALL BLACK, COMBAT BOOTS AND A BLACK BEANIE WITH A BLUE PIXIE CUT AND EYELINER FOR DAYS}
WAS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS I'M IN TEARS

i feel like you should never have to apologize for the amount of Shrek jokes about someone you've accidentally caused but I just had to do that to Dom

birvs are nic ewhy wuld you shot it

I finally understand what you were trying to say.
Because I felt like it. I saw them as things, nothing more.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
He just laid down in front of a bulldozer and was like alright I'm hungover let's do this

Holy schist Douglas Adams is a Great writer in his way. But honestly analyzing humor is pretty legit. But I’m also me.

i feel like you should never have to apologize for the amount of Shrek jokes about someone you've accidentally caused but I just had to do that to Dom

This makes me slightly concerned.

birvs are nic ewhy wuld you shot it

I finally understand what you were trying to say.
Because I felt like it. I saw them as things, nothing more.

_{I recorded my audition in my tablet and it sounded really bad and I wish I could go back and redo it on one of the laptops but it's way too late now and I'm gonna be stuck in concert band again my senior year and this has somehow also turned into an all of your friends don't like you as much as their other friends and your just there cry your eyes out about that too party and the only reason I'm not completely sobbing if because were having pancakes for dinner}

_{I recorded my audition in my tablet and it sounded really bad and I wish I could go back and redo it on one of the laptops but it's way too late now and I'm gonna be stuck in concert band again my senior year and this has somehow also turned into an all of your friends don't like you as much as their other friends and your just there cry your eyes out about that too party and the only reason I'm not completely sobbing if because were having pancakes for dinner}

I'm sorry Pickles, bad auditions are the worst and I'm sorry that happened to you :(

Can’t relate to a bad audition, but sympathy I give you nonetheless.

Unorthodox flex but alright nonetheless