@saor_illust school
halp how do yall do social thingies like i genuinely cannot remember how being social works
halp how do yall do social thingies like i genuinely cannot remember how being social works
who the fuck is Anonymous Giraffe
your mom
Spoiler - click to show.That aside, we don't live that far apart. Isn't that lovely?I mean, kinda anyway.Spoiler - click to show.where are you?
your mom
Nice one, Emi.
halp how do yall do social thingies like i genuinely cannot remember how being social works
whats being social? because i rarely did that lol, except for on here
halp how do yall do social thingies like i genuinely cannot remember how being social works
whats being social? because i rarely did that lol, except for on here
i think i did it once,,, maybe when i was like,,, still in school
halp how do yall do social thingies like i genuinely cannot remember how being social works
whats being social? because i rarely did that lol, except for on here
i think i did it once,,, maybe when i was like,,, still in school
whats school? ((lol))
halp how do yall do social thingies like i genuinely cannot remember how being social works
whats being social? because i rarely did that lol, except for on here
i think i did it once,,, maybe when i was like,,, still in school
whats school?((lol))
lol
Straight people culture is very weird and should be abolished almost entirely thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
Make a case involving evidence ‘cause I want to hear more.
Examples:
The whole waiting longer than they did to text them backliterally what's the point
"When a woman says __ she really means ___" talk like a normal person women. I say that as one myself. And stop trying to make up stuff about what your girlfriend is thinking
Cheating
Fake dating
you know, maybe romantic relationships altogether need to completely die out, so we as a race can die out
Toxic masculinity
PDA. Gross. Especially the whole hand in their back pocket thingalthough this if admittedly probably not entirely a straight people thing
My brain is hurty, come back for more when I can think
Fake dating is fun though. #NeverHalo
DOMMY KNOW YOU PROABLY AREN'T ONLINE ANYMORE BUT I WOULD DI E FOT YOU TWO YOU FLOOFY ANGEL
Oh my gosh I care for you my Miri.
Fake dating is one of my favorite tropes in books lol
DOMMY KNOW YOU PROABLY AREN'T ONLINE ANYMORE BUT I WOULD DI E FOT YOU TWO YOU FLOOFY ANGEL
If Dom went to bed, he is the wimpiest of potatoes
I am the wimpiest of potatoes. But I didn’t really have a choice.
I’m disgusted.
Maryland.
I didn’t know this.
#NeverHalo for life
DOMMY KNOW YOU PROABLY AREN'T ONLINE ANYMORE BUT I WOULD DI E FOT YOU TWO YOU FLOOFY ANGEL
If Dom went to bed, he is the wimpiest of potatoes
I am the wimpiest of potatoes. But I didn’t really have a choice.
this {almost} 20 year old be listening to his mother about when to go to bed
c'mon dommy
I'm allowed to make fun of him he's the love of my life #neverhalo
I'm glad that my reputation as a Wisconsinite who doesn't like cheese has proceeded me lol
I'm very picky about cheese.
I have thrown up because of perfectly good cheese before.I like very specific ones, like white cheddar with cranberries, pepperjack, and some aged cheddars. Also gouda. But I fucking hate swiss.
Me tooo!
Hi, also is it sad i just figured out that you @Althalosian-isTerrifyingWalnutDeathDemon is Dom? ha , im slow.
Wow.
I shouldn't have stayed up so late. My head is killing me. Might also be that I'm dehydrated. Hm
But at least you’re a cool potato.
yeah ik, slowest person on earth..sorry i just noticed how stupid my mom says i really am..
hey- you're not stupid
we all do silly things at one point in our lives
I come back after who knows how long and now I'm jealous. I want a c a t. Or a k i t t e n
I want a kitten that stays smol forever
We had some like that. I named them Pixie Cats. The slogan was going to be “Kittens forever!”
A direct quote:
"– a roadblock like an awkwardly slow squirrel stopped in the middle of the road"
Wait holy schist this is Douglas Adam’s worthy awesomeness.
I’m disgusted.
Maryland.
I didn’t know this.
I even told you myself personally on the call yesterday
Oof.
hey- you're not stupid
we all do silly things at one point in our lives
well i still see how she says i am though, when i put things the wrong way because my brain is scrambled. i still think they were given the wrong child, that i just adapted to their enviornment and looked like them.
My cat is pretty small still, she's little and only 10 pounds.
What she lacks in size, she makes up for in attitude.
Lowkey inspired Therese lol
MY NAME IS MIRIAM
NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO SAY IT
PEOPLE THINK IT'S MADE UP
NOBODY CAN SPELL IT
AND IT MEANS 'BITTER ONE' AND 'REBEL' {which is quite accurate as I'm definitely the rebel of the family}
No one knows how to say it???
Unless you pronounce it in some way that's very out of the usual, how does one fail at saying your name, Mir?
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