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Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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A Stereotypical Wattpad Badass Story Without Proper Grammar^TM

This title?

I dunno about you but I go to school in a different vehicle every day

on the first day I went on a motorcycle

on the second day I went on a rose gold ferrari

this book is so relatable

in other news, i am claire now. i've decided it

"guess who showed up if you guess Claire then you're correct congratulations "Hey baby want to ditch this whore and come with me so we can have fun"Claire said trying to be seductive but sounding like a dying horse in the process" no I rather not get STDs"Alex said as I start dying of laughter"what the fuck are u laughing at bitch". "I'm lauging at this skank that's right in front of me oh wait that's you"I say with sass"

trying to be seductive but sounding like a dying horse in the process

Me

a 16 year old who lives alone lmao

"I think Alex was actually scared lmao "What the fuck was that" I ask afteer I feel some wetness on my ass "Umm I think I just pissed myself" he says embarrassed to admit it ( Jk he didn't piss himself but that would be pretty funny if he did)"

shoot it's over :(

its too short. i was very disappointed in the fact that there wasnt more to occupy my time with

CROCS
https://www.wattpad.com/story/128015566

"he held me by one foot off of the balcony. I look up and saw that his eyes were going black and that's when I got curious."

"he held me by one foot off of the balcony. I look up and saw that his eyes were going black and that's when I got curious."

Past and present tense in one sentence.
I'm intrigued.

You're being held off of a balcony by a dude with black eyes and you become… curious? Good choice.

"I kept punching him in his face not listening to all of he cracklling of his bones breaking. I felt hands pulling me back and holding me down. " Get the fuck off of me I need to finish him.""

I'm so sorry lmao

"She went to hit me but I blocked it and slid back jumped up and punched where her heart is in her chest she died instantly."

"he held me by one foot off of the balcony. I look up and saw that his eyes were going black and that's when I got curious."

Past and present tense in one sentence.
I'm intrigued.

These are the examples people should use when they say "don't give your reader whiplash"

"I got out my phone as fast as I could to call the president of gangs."

"She went to hit me but I blocked it and slid back jumped up and punched where her heart is in her chest she died instantly."

Okay that's not how murder works

the president of gangs
Welp gotta go guys, I'm being summoned in a fanfic

"I got out my phone as fast as I could to call the president of gangs."

sneeze the prESIDENT OF GANGS IS HERE TO SPEAK WITH YOU-

she killed her dad and neighbor lmao

SOMEONE COMMENTED "Omggggg that mustve scarres her for lifee thoooo i canttt thats so sadd…whyyy amm iiii elongggattinggg all theee wordssa thooo"

Oh nice.

GUYS, don't laugh at her, this is her outfit

Oh dear. She must have been scarred for life because she murdered two people.
I can't

"She went to hit me but I blocked it and slid back jumped up and punched where her heart is in her chest she died instantly."

Even the fight scenes make me feel high

Please. My soul is edgier than that outfit lmao

A square is edgier than that outfit.

I'd wear that-
and I'm not extremely edgy

"I stood up walked over to him and punched him in his mouth. "Next time you don't keep you mouth shut I'm gonna smash your nose into your brain." I said walking off, but before I could one of he's little buddies grabbed my arm and I kicked him in the throat. "What the hell bitch that's my boyfriend." A slut said "So your saying you want what he got." I said laughing. She reached out to slap me but i grabbed her hand and I flipped her and she landed in her ass and started to cry. I looked around and saw everyone staring at me so I just rolled my eyes and started walking into the office. I walked in and the office lady looked at me with a shocked look. "Oh sweety your lip is bleeding here let me help you." She said in a sweet toned voice walking over to me with a tissue. "Bitch I swear on my dead dads life if you touch me you won't have anymore fingers to wipe the tears off of your face when I'm done with you." I said angrily. Boy I'm going to kill whoever did this."

nobody even fought back though lmao… where'd she get a bloody lip?