forum T h E G a Y e S t R o L e P l a Y E v E r

Started April 23, 2018 by @@CheezeJesus

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Matt raised his eyebrows in surprise and let his eyes slip down Sam's body before looking back at his head. He mumbled, "Only if it's honey buns, and you've got some buns, hun." He winked.

(Ahahaha)

“Don’t know, haven’t looked in the bo-“ Floyd started when he stepped on a floorboard. It creaked loudly before splintering and snapping, Floyd half falling over as his foot went through the floor. “Jesus Christ!” He shouted in surprise.

(I snorted in math smh) Sam went a little red, and he looked away, muttering something about Matt's lack of decency

Asura jumped, looking up at the entrance of the attic. His entire body went tense. "Are you okay?"

From Floyd’s shin down, his leg was sticking through the ceiling above the bed. “Uh, I think so,” he responded, shifting his leg to try and get it loose.

Asura shook his head in frustration and disappointment. "Hold on, I'm gonna come up there," he said, looking for something to boost him up. He didn't find anything, but he did see Floyd's leg sticking out of the ceiling. "Cheezus christ…" he muttered.

Floyd did his best to push up, getting most of his foot out. Despite how terrible it might seem, he couldn’t help but laugh.

Asura stood on his toes and reached up, trying to pull himself off the ground and into the attic. After a few unsuccessful attempts, he finally got up. When he saw Floyd, he burst out laughing.

Floyd was sat on the floor of the attic, laughing as he looked at his foot, which was still through the hole. “I think my pants are stuck,” he said inbetween laughter.

"Oh god," Asura said between laughter. He walked over to him carefully, making sure to test each step so he wouldn't fall through the floor. "Here, let me see if I can help."

“If you fall, in going to loose it,” Floyd said, tugging at his pant leg.

"I'm not going to fall in. I am a careful, well-balanced man," he said, stopping when he got to Floyd. He looked down, seeing that his pants were caught in the splinters of the wood.

“Well balanced,” Floyd repeated with a chuckle as he watched. He was hesitant to move and help, not wanting to completely crash through the ceiling.

"Wow," Asura said quietly, not sure what to do about Floyd's pants. "You're fucked."

“We got any scissors in this place?” Floyd questioned. He could take them off, but that would be a last resort.

"I didn't see any. I could look, but I had enough trouble getting up here, so I'd rather not go back and forth. Do you carry a knife on you?"

“Of course, just in case I need to cut some fabric away,” Floyd said in a sarcastic tone before shaking his head. “I’m just going to take them off,” he continued with a huff, moving to tug down his waistband.

Asura's eyes widened and he immediately turned away, face going red. "At least give me a warning first so I can… not see that."

“You don’t want to?” Floyd asked in an innocent tone before laughing and tugging them down in a casual way, doing his best to slide out of them.

"That's irrelevant, I'm trying to help you preserve your modesty."