forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

if the world is gonna end it’s going to do so by nuclear winter-

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casual annoyed face

Not if it's ended by something other than a nuclear bombing. Like, say, a pandemic.

i forgot we are in a fucking pandemic

that's completely dumb lmao

I am in no way prepared for the apocalypse but I do know what shoes I would wear during it.

How does one forget quarantine?
Among other things?

I am in no way prepared for the apocalypse but I do know what shoes I would wear during it.

ah that reminds me I need knew steeltoes.

I misread that as stilettos for a sec–

well I do need a new pair of those too…. priorities Mox, priorities

I misread that as stilettos for a sec–

WHEEZE

How does one forget quarantine?
Among other things?

I mean it kind of feels like a really shitty summer break. Where you don't have friends and have to do school

Eris is the only person who could rock steel-toed stilettos.

I was like well I know Eris is badass but stilettos for the apocalypse??

clutches GO bag protectively. I'm prepared for apocalypse.

I ate all my rations.

You guys–Im supposed to be buying combat ready boots from army surplus.
NOT
gorgeous stilettos with steel spikes on the toes.

clutches GO bag protectively. I'm prepared for apocalypse.

I ate all my rations.

that sounds like a you problem.

Eris is the only person who could rock steel-toed stilettos.

Thank you
This makes me ungodly happy

clutches GO bag protectively. I'm prepared for apocalypse.

I ate all my rations.

that sounds like a you problem.

my family has like a 20-pound bag of rice and a heck ton of instant ramen and bottled water
is that enough, Auntie Eris?

How are you supposed to make it when you're on the run?

Eat it crunchy

Exactly

i have a king sized twix bar left from halloween so that should last me a week and a half

Eat it crunchy

thanks I hate it

i have a king sized twix bar left from halloween so that should last me a week and a half

you need to eat more than that

clutches GO bag protectively. I'm prepared for apocalypse.

I ate all my rations.

that sounds like a you problem.

my family has like a 20-pound bag of rice and a heck ton of instant ramen and bottled water
is that enough, Auntie Eris?

well. in all honesty–no

clutches GO bag protectively. I'm prepared for apocalypse.

I ate all my rations.

that sounds like a you problem.

my family has like a 20-pound bag of rice and a heck ton of instant ramen and bottled water
is that enough, Auntie Eris?

well. in all honesty–no

fair
tbh I wasn't expecting it to be

we have lots of canned food. Including chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup, and noodles with chicken soup