forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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My stash is overflowing
I’m many happy

…so i created Dr Phlorax

this is by far the most cursed thing i've seen all day
why did i make this
what has my life come to
who am i
(i also have an open mouth version if anyone wants to see it for whatever gosh forsaken reasons)

Thanks, I hate it

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I love it
Show me the open mouth one

Dr. Phlorax, open mouth version, now with an even shinier head

Perfection.

Kinda in the mood to write some fanfic…

Phileander

done

Guys. I found where I buried my treasure. And all my amethysts were there!!!

MY PRETTY TREASURE!!!!!!!

You better fucking send it to me, Mir

Kinda in the mood to write some fanfic…

K but same, I wanna fuck around with some bloody urban fantasy sort of stuff with my characters. This may or may not be because I've been listening to a lot of TGWDLM lately and inserting my characters into the songs-

Kinda in the mood to write some fanfic…

K but same, I wanna fuck around with some bloody urban fantasy sort of stuff with my characters. This may or may not be because I've been listening to a lot of TGWDLM lately and inserting my characters into the songs-

NO SAME I WANNA DO SOMETHING V I O L E N T

Kinda in the mood to write some fanfic…

K but same, I wanna fuck around with some bloody urban fantasy sort of stuff with my characters. This may or may not be because I've been listening to a lot of TGWDLM lately and inserting my characters into the songs-

NO SAME I WANNA DO SOMETHING V I O L E N T

I have an idea and I wanna write itttttt-

Kinda in the mood to write some fanfic…

K but same, I wanna fuck around with some bloody urban fantasy sort of stuff with my characters. This may or may not be because I've been listening to a lot of TGWDLM lately and inserting my characters into the songs-

NO SAME I WANNA DO SOMETHING V I O L E N T

I have an idea and I wanna write itttttt-

Same
But there's one issue with my idea
I can't write

i have no ideas and can’t write
_{honestly why am i still trying}

Same

I got a necklace today and now I'm that much more prepared to be a YA apocalyptic protagonist

Lowkey forgot it was Easter

but this happened

Me: cleaning house because parents are coming over as they do on sundays. rocking out to some marilyn manson
Mama Woods: apparently knocked??? but i couldn't hear it so she let herself in with her key. no biggie she does it all the time:
Me: *Still rocking out has no idea my parents are in the house
Mama Woods: BOO!
Me: high pitched startle scream The Fuck?! Mom you scared the Jesus out of me?!
Mama Woods: Not that there was any Jesus to begin with.
Mein Father: Can you two not blaspheme today? I'm trying to get in good with the Almighty.

W H E E Z E

My cat crawled onto my lap during livestream mass yesterday and attacked my hand D:
It was during the reading about Isaac and Abraham on the mountain which seems fitting lol

Could you explain to me why it's fitting? I have no clue what you're talking about.

I know what she's talking about but I still can't piece together the connection.

Because in that moment I'd have sacrificed her for the greater good without hesitation.
Just kidding I still wouldn't, but she was being very naughty.

oh I was like child sacrifice = annoying cat?

I'm just glad she stayed away from the candles.

Glad everyone is blaspheming properly today. XD

does eating over a pound of shark gummies count or do i need to go defenestrate my sister

Do both