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Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Am I the only one who thinks Chris Hansen and Gordon Ramsey look similar?

I present to you:
Gordis Hansey

I'm ashamed to say I didn't immediately notice it was not, in fact, solely Chris Hansen.

I read that as Handsy

I'm ashamed to say I didn't immediately notice it was not, in fact, solely Chris Hansen.

Same, except Gordon Ramsay.

"Why don't you have some good fucking food?"

Y'all this is gold

What I should be doing: my APUSH work.
What I'm actually doing: having Oleander assemble another harem out of the jurors.

Me: Hey, I think I'm finally getting back into roleplaying with this whole court thing and the revival of my first chaotic character, let's try to be more active and give this writing my best, albeit shoddy, shot

Notebook Gods: Aha! I see you wish you post more, and raise you a ridiculous wait time before your post actually goes through! How awkward for you, rusty veteran!

What I should be doing: my APUSH work.
What I'm actually doing: having Oleander assemble another harem out of the jurors.

What I should be doing my fricking college.
What I am doing. Neirym doing all he can to screw with everyone.

What I should be doing: literally anything else
What I am doing: watching chaos and cackling

I'm ashamed to say I didn't immediately notice it was not, in fact, solely Chris Hansen.

Same, except Gordon Ramsay.

It seems I have succeeded then

Poor Enyo is literally like a million years old and she's having to corral horny children

What I should be doing: art
What I am doing: regretting my life choices

Oleander: My greatest asset is my cock.

Enyo: I will cut it off

What I should be doing: Reading, drawing, being productive
What I'm actually doing: Having Tori be the snarkiest juror ever

I was gonna say "Oleander is pretty old" but to a million year old he's literally like…an infant lol
Poor Beck hasn't gotten to do anything this whole time because I've been so focused on Oleander and Geneva, but like…I always forget that she's not good for roleplays lol

Neirym is… goes to check about 500.

"Birds of a feather fuck together" is giving "We'll see who rusts first" a run for it's money in terms of me cackling and lemme tell you the rust one has made me laugh harder than any written sentence I've seen

Honestly, poor Owen though
He's like, "y'all I just got raped can you stop talking about sex"

How old is Oleander?

I should be drawing
I have an idea
_{based off of One Piece}

My pencils and sketchbook are on my bed
But I'm lazy and not in the mood to walk three feet across my room to grab an eraser
Next time I have to get up for something, I'll grab one

"Birds of a feather fuck together" is giving "We'll see who rusts first" a run for it's money in terms of me cackling and lemme tell you the rust one has made me laugh harder than any written sentence I've seen

With Oleander and Neirym in the room, it's We'll see who ruts first.

That fucking typo though
I'm so done lmao

If Oleander is an infant to her, then Matthias is a fucking embryo lmao

Nothing too special about him, he's just a chaotic-gay 31-year-old Texan math teacher with a drinking problem

How old is Oleander?

Around 260

Owen is like, nothing to her lmao
Smol child
(He's not normally that young but I digress)

oh no I haven't been on Pinterest in a few days

35 NOTIFICATIONS
WHAT THE HELL

"Birds of a feather fuck together" is giving "We'll see who rusts first" a run for it's money in terms of me cackling and lemme tell you the rust one has made me laugh harder than any written sentence I've seen

With Oleander and Neirym in the room, it's We'll see who ruts first.

LMAOOOOOOOO
I'm so glad you liked it Pickles, I could feel my soul leaving by body as I wrote it

If Oleander is an infant to her, then Matthias is a fucking embryo lmao

Nothing too special about him, he's just a chaotic-gay 31-year-old Texan math teacher with a drinking problem

I Love Him.

"Birds of a feather fuck together" is giving "We'll see who rusts first" a run for it's money in terms of me cackling and lemme tell you the rust one has made me laugh harder than any written sentence I've seen

With Oleander and Neirym in the room, it's We'll see who ruts first.

LMAOOOOOOOO
I'm so glad you liked it Pickles, I could feel my soul leaving by body as I wrote it

My mom has been in the room and I've had to bite my cheek hard so many times.

If Oleander is an infant to her, then Matthias is a fucking embryo lmao

Nothing too special about him, he's just a chaotic-gay 31-year-old Texan math teacher with a drinking problem

I Love Him.

Thank you. He's my favorite boi