forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"I'm proudly middleschoolerphobic uwu"

do you go to my school 😳😳😳😳😳

"RABBITS ARE NOT MAMMALS!!"

One of my best friends and me after I took his queso and preceded to eat it..
"ash, give me back my queso!!"
"nope"
stands up on the cafeteria table
"Give me queso, or give me death!!"
I continued eating the queso, "guess I'll be giving u death."

awww, y'all can we plz not use slurs.. ik it has been corrected and ur bi-racial, but just know its not right no matter what, and this is a computer, we cant see ur skin color

awww, y'all can we plz not use slurs.. ik it has been corrected and ur bi-racial, but just know its not right no matter what, and this is a computer, we cant see ur skin color

mk

"I think I would have made a good assassin, looking back on my past jobs… I'm trying to repress my assassin tendencies in the classroom but I can't promise it won't boil over and I'll have to kill someone." -my english teacher

"I've found that it's harder to kill people sober-"
"What do you mean you 'found'?"

"I think I would have made a good assassin, looking back on my past jobs… I'm trying to repress my assassin tendencies in the classroom but I can't promise it won't boil over and I'll have to kill someone." -my english teacher

Your English teacher and my old English teacher would be good friends, here are some quotes from him:

holding out hands "Place neck here."

"Finally, I killed someone!"

person 1 "if your clean when you get out the shower- how does the towel get dirty?"
person 2 "cum bitch"

1) Spoiler tag sexual content :)
2) This wasn't even funny the first time, why'd you post it in this chat too?

"I think I would have made a good assassin, looking back on my past jobs… I'm trying to repress my assassin tendencies in the classroom but I can't promise it won't boil over and I'll have to kill someone." -my english teacher

Your English teacher and my old English teacher would be good friends, here are some quotes from him:

holding out hands "Place neck here."

"Finally, I killed someone!"

That's just how English teachers Are

My mother (who's an english teacher) has a severed and bloody Macbeth head on a stick that she keeps in her classroom and she puts different hats on him every day. Right now it's a tiny paper sombrero and a mask.

That's amazing I love that-
It's What He Deserves

"i'm gonna give my kids a nicotine addiction by the time they're six"
"my kids are gonna be born addicted to meth"

Even the Softest english teacher I've had (he knits and is one of the leaders of the knitting and crochet club I love him) wanted to hang a head of a realistic paper mache frankenstein's monster head for halloween

My English teacher/coach/director had a donkey head mask in her classroom that she kept from when we did Midsummer

quiet discussion about how straight people are the only happy people there are

"I don't know anyone who's constantly happy- wait yeah I do, but that could be because I only ever saw him when he was drunk. He's dead now." rip drunk cousin will, you were an icon

"everything hurts right now, y'know?"
"oh. are- are you oka-"

person 1 "if your clean when you get out the shower- how does the towel get dirty?"
person 2 "cum bitch"

1) Spoiler tag sexual content :)
2) This wasn't even funny the first time, why'd you post it in this chat too?

i put the other one on the wrong chat and i actually heard in in my school so i felt it was more fitting here

person 1 "if your clean when you get out the shower- how does the towel get dirty?"
person 2 "cum bitch"

1) Spoiler tag sexual content :)
2) This wasn't even funny the first time, why'd you post it in this chat too?

i put the other one on the wrong chat and i actually heard in in my school so i felt it was more fitting here

Okay but could you spoiler tag it?

otay

⚠️sexual content ⚠️

dere

👍

sorry about not spoiling it

"So listen, the new Res 8 sneak peek came out and-"
"Abigail if you utter the name Lady Dimitrescu, I will drop all of my non violent morals right here, right now"
My friends are finally getting fed up with me :]

"I'd give Freud an aneurysm if he thought about me for more than five minutes."

Spoiler - click to show.

"My friend liked it. Because they're a whore for Holden. Well they're ace, so not really a whore, but you know what I mean." on catcher in the rye and eva

Iconic.

"If Ellen were straight, she'd be homophobic, so with that logic, if Steve Harvey was white, he'd be racist."