T-T farewell…

I am resisting the urge to call you very mean names right now.

I am sorry, Pickles. But my wife has made a reasonable demand that I shall obey.

Mhm, well, listen to your father, kids.

Dom? More like, DUMb.
ha.
got em.
it's okay we still love you platonically

Nutella. Go to your room.

Dom? More like, Domk.
ha!
goteem.

like i haven't already been in my room for three straight weeks only emerging to eat food and scream demonically at birds

Ella, come socialize with your family, then.

Your mother is right.

Well then

I see how it is

Baylee, marry me?

Hmm

Depends on what you will cook for me

microwaved hotdogs

Dom? More like…
I don't even know at this point
More like baka

I have no clue what I'm doing anymore
That wasn't even a valid insult

Deal

:O

Damn straight.

I’m happy for you.

lies

I am content. I have no seeds of jealousy.

All my wives are released except Emi. But please answer my call if I need aid in battle.

DOMINIC

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING

AM I MEANINGLESS TO YOU

None of us are aiding you in battle. Miriam and I have a collective army of wives bigger than you.

^^ FACTS
BUT I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHY MY HUSBAND DOMINIC OF TEAM #NEVERHALO IS SPEAKING THIS WAY ABOUT oThEr WoMeN

I am content. I have no seeds of jealousy.

this truly brings a smile to my face

you guys have the same wives

you guys have the same wives

Partially. But it doesn't take many to have more than Dom

I am content. I have no seeds of jealousy.

this truly brings a smile to my face

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY HUSBAND THAT WAY

Eris: you guys have the same wives
Pickles:

I am content. I have no seeds of jealousy.

this truly brings a smile to my face

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY HUSBAND THAT WAY

He left us. Now we just have to convince our army wives to turn against him

I am content. I have no seeds of jealousy.

this truly brings a smile to my face

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY HUSBAND THAT WAY

mmmm jus jealous of me and ya fatha