@StarryWolfy flash_on
Oki…
Oki…
I turned a banana inside out
And no, I’m not just talking about the peel
my friend turned a paper bowl inside out then drank milk from it
ok so we have a big dog and a small brother and my dog was chillin on the window seat and someone rang the doorbell. So my dad goes to answer it and tells my brother to keep him on the window seat(because my dog will legit sprint outside if someone opens the door). My dad opens the door, and suddenly he hears someone yelling: "COOPER, NO!"(Cooper is my dog's name). And he looks back and sees Cooper dragging my brother across the foyer. Like, my brother was grabbing his collar and being dragged across the floor, and the guy who was at the door absolutely lost it.
I don't know how old this boy is, but he was telling his mom he designed a nuke for a project and all you have to do is peel the sheet away and it falls
Kinda concerned if I'm being honest
“it’s so pretty~”
“Mommy can I drink the boiling water!!!? :D”
(Oh gosh I’ve created a monster)
How so?
I let Emma play with my Instagram filters cause she likes taking funny pictures of herself with her llama plushie
…She now keeps asking for my phone so she can do the puppy face
And I can’t say no cause she’s so precious-
My sister was just chasing after my cat with a magnet, either trying to give it to her or put it on her, and my mom was chasing after my sister going “THEY DON’T STICK TO KITTIES!”
^^Ah.
She just-
( ❛ ᵜ ❛)
AWWWWW
Let's not mind part of Ella's face, lurking in the background with her eye boring into your soul
Today my sister ran into the room with a Smarties wrapper stuck to her forehead, and she leaned against the fridge and said: "I'm kind of a Smarties fan, you know?"
Also the other day, she had to say 'peaceful sit-ins' and the way she articulated the T was so cute and we asked her to say it again and she did and it sounded like she had a British accent(we live in the U.S)
“No mom, I need a real piggy!!! it’ll be super small and cute and I can hug it in my sleep!!!” :D
Someone get this bean a real piggy.
Ya know what, I'll draw her a piggy.
She is currently attempting to sing Feliz Navidad
But she misheard the words
So now it’s officially Police Mom And Dad
Awww so cute
this is why we love both of you so much <3
Someone get this bean a real piggy.
Ya know what, I'll draw her a piggy.
I might make her a polymer clay piggy just because-
Oh my gosh
I just realized her birthday is in a little over a month
I think I’m gonna make her some dollhouse figures :D
Ok I'm gonna draw her a picture
She just tried to style her hair with holy water
at church
with people watching
Thanks for making me laugh uncontrollably in my bedroom alone with the window wide open
She just tried to style her hair with holy water
at church
with people watching
ICONIC
We stan. Never change
Holy schist.
I love this child almost more than my own bean of a lil sister
Apparently all she wants for her birthday is an LOL doll and “Sr Poops A Lot”, which after a lot of questions, is apparently a toy dog that you feed treats, it poops, and then you can feed it back to them
…I think I’ll stick to the dollhouse furniture idea
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