forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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context: me and my friends were playing among us and absolutely ✨ vibing ✨

friend 1 (purple): red is gay
friend 1 (purple): that's sus
me (white): okay screw the homosexuals i guess
my stepbro (red): just cuz i'm gay doesn't mean i'm a murderer please hear me out

Overheard at my Honors English class:

"BRANDON HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE BENVOLIO OF SUCH MALEVOLENT DEEDS"

"Do you send girls leg pics all the time"
"Umm… Yes."

"Ah it's the Ping Pong King."
"Just because I broke my foot playing ping pong doesn't make me the king of it."

"Arson and chicken nuggets."

"Mate. Mate… Mate? Ah. Yeehaw."
"Mate!! Partner!!! Pog!!"

"Ah it's the Ping Pong King."

The fact that they didn't say ping pong king kong is bad.

"Ah it's the Ping Pong King."

The fact that they didn't say ping pong king kong is bad.

I need to say that to him on Monday XD

"I'm a man hoe."
"Do you even know what that means?"
"No."
"Easton, don't use words when you don't know what they mean."

"Do you want to see a the head of a decapitated Scottish warrior wearing a tiny cowboy hat?"
"No."
"Too bad."

I would like to see the head of a decapitated Scottish warrior wearing a tiny cowboy hat, please dearest twin

His name is Mac (as in Macbeth)

I love him.

"Most people don't understand the culture so they're like- why do you have a bunch of anime bitches on your wall?Like shut the fuck up nigga-"
after someone made a comment about anime

"Why is James Charles actually cute?"
"What the fuck did you just say-?"

I just heard this and I'm still laughing jhduhduewudq
"Never smoke your own supply"
"Why?"
"Trust me, don't smoke what you're selling, it's the dealers #1 rule"

"Oh my god he's doing the worm-"
"You know, I was going to go through away my food, but now I think I'm going to through up my food–"

My english teacher: turns on a video about picasso
*the video shows a man from the waist up but he's not wearing anything *
the whole class: ….
my teacher: "HE HAS PANTS ON I PROMISE-"

"STOP GIVING HIM WHISKEY!!"
"EXCUSE ME, It is Moonshine"

"Here's the plan: We grab a mattress. Put it in the street. Go in the house, and get to the third floor. Grab the baby, throw it out the window, hope it lands on the mattress, and jump."

"I'm scared of most of the seniors. Not you though."
"Oh it's okay. I scare enough people."

Woah! I haven’t seen THIS thread in a hot second.

jeez the things you do and forget huh?

“Sometimes you just gotta suck it up and blow”

“It looks like you’re giving a good blow to that saxophone mouthpiece”
“Did I ask?”

"Mrs. (teacher name), hypothetically, if one were to light a banana on fire, what do you think would happen?"
"Mike you did not-"

"I'm going to canonically fuck your mom."

"And I tried to sneeze-"
"What, so you could barf out of your nose?"

"potato, tomato, same thing"

"You look gay."
"And you look like you tried to make pancakes with your face, shut the fuck up."

"If I don't look like a DILF what is the point?"

"i resent that comment, now mr frog will come into your room at 3 am and eat your face >:["

Playing a game for Econ
"'This coffee needs to be creamier'
'That sounds like a you problem'"

Playing a game for Econ
"'This coffee needs to be creamier'
'That sounds like a you problem'"

i mean-