Here's context before I actually add the thing: Me and my close friend Koma (that's not their actual name, I'm just using their name they use on her bc privacy n stuff) have all the same classes, and in Study Hall we act like complete dorks and goofballs all in one. We even tell each other dark/slightly offensive jokes to see if anyone else gets them. This was one of those moments. We almost got expelled for this, but it was worth it. Here's what went down.
Me: "Hey, Koma, say Nigerundayo without the undayo."
Koma: "Ni- YOU DIDN'T JUST TRY AND MAKE ME SAY THE N WORD."
Me, laughing my ass of: "No, no. I swear I didn't mean it like that-" clearly lying
Koma goes and whispers the same suggestion to our Study Hall teacher
Teacher: "Nig- Wait a second…"
Me and Koma, snickering: "Yeees?"
Teacher: "Both of you! Office, now!"
Koma: "Aight-"
Me, running out of the classroom and dragging Koma along by the arm: "Nigerundayoooo!!"
"BRING ME YOUR SMEXIEST CHICKEN."
You get no context
"I risked my life for a TOASTER. A TOASTER."
"BRING ME YOUR SMEXIEST CHICKEN."
You get no context
smexy chicken coming right up lmaoooo
"THATS MY MOMS AIRPOD >:O"
"So, is a sheep chicken?"
"I'm not saying I don't want to receive a wax sealed letter from an 17th century prince, I'm just saying I wouldn't mind it"
"Man-child? What about a child-man?"
"Your toilet seat fell."
"It's okay. The toilet seat's tough."
- Random student and my Spanish teacher
"I swear to god if Adrian chooses Baby by Justin Bieber for his karaoke song I'm gonna lose it"
My friend Xavier at the thespian christmas party last night
" screw christmas . i want new years . n o w . " - my bestie , who v much hates christmas
"Veggie Tales was no one's sexual awakening. No one looks at Bob the Tomato and thinks "huh. I might be gay." And if they did, it would be Larry and not Bob because Larry is objectively better."
(I'm very scared as to how you heard that, and also Bob> Larry sorry)
(I'm very scared as to how you heard that, and also Bob> Larry sorry)
(Bitch I'm the one who said it)
(I'm very scared as to how you heard that, and also Bob> Larry sorry)
(Bitch I'm the one who said it)
(Okay so now I'm scared as to how this was a topic of discussion)
(I'm very scared as to how you heard that, and also Bob> Larry sorry)
(Bitch I'm the one who said it)
(Okay so now I'm scared as to how this was a topic of discussion)
(We were talking about how Prince of Egypt made my friend feel some type of way and how she thought that wasn't a common experience for watching it, and how non christians watch it and that's like the only religious thing they watch)
We were supposed to write a story about a perfect day where we could do whatever we wanted, and the girl next to me says, "I'm gonna write about my funeral."
Here are some quotes courtesy of me. Not all of these things happened at school (most of them happened at my church's free meal program) but I am in 9th grade so it counts:
"Everything I learned of cooking, I learned from Remy Ratatouille."
"I have the annoying tendency to put my elbows in soup."
"Have a good day sir! quieter Even if it's raining like god's p*ss out there."
"Solve for X. Yes, solve for X. But what if X is a whole motherfucker?"
"Why do teenagers scare the living shit out of you Mr. Gerard?"
"You know what? Fuck this, fuck you. Unrockies your mountains."
"I am a mess of a person. I am pathetic. Everyone assumes I'm competent and then they're hit with the I-Have-Executive-Dysfunction stick."
"There is shame in my soul and regret in my stomach."
"Instead of actually looking at my notes, I spent the entire period organizing them."
"Instead of actually looking at my notes, I spent the entire period organizing them."
(Man, if that's not a mood.)
"Do chickens eat billionaires?" -me, with definitely no plans to act should the answer happen to be yes
"If you sing the song about banging Cthulhu one more time I swear to god, I'll sacrifice you" My friends to me after I learned the song from Tik Tok
"Oh FUCK apollo. Bastard."
"Okay at first I thought you were talking about Apollo in greek mythology and I was like 'hey don't say that, he's sensitive'. But yeah LO Apollo sucks ass."
"Canon Apollo is my spirit animal, I would pay to murder LO Apollo."
Gonna bring this back with "All I did was make out with Clay in the hallway and they were like, 'oOp, sUsPEnSiOn'"
Gonna bring this back with "All I did was make out with Clay in the hallway and they were like, 'oOp, sUsPEnSiOn'"
the sapnap energy here is immaculate
"It's just like they say, you are what you eat!"
"That makes me a human!"
"the way you draw people's waists makes me wonder who stole their organs while they were sleeping."
"i- the thing is,,, i did"
"bro… what the fuck"
