forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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I'm a tie between chaotic good and chaotic neutral
I'm calling it 'Chaotic Meh'

I love when everyone leaves you out of stuff
Like yeah, not everyone has Facebook, but all of you do. Instagram? You know I don't have it either. Love you too. Wow. I hate this group of people.

I'm chaotic neutral with true neutral a very close second.

Chaotic Neutral (23)
True Neutral (22)
Lawful Neutral (17)
Chaotic Evil (16)
Neutral Evil (15)
Chaotic Good (14)
Neutral Good (13)
Lawful Evil (10)
Lawful Good (8)

When your grandfather emails your mom solely to ask about the acne in some photos she posted on Facebook :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

The contact I have with my grandparents (entirely my grandma):
"I've been cleaning my bedroom , a hard job. How are you making out with yours?"

"Do I smell home made bread coming from your house?"

"Take a,deep breath and look east. Smell Grandpa's cookies right out of the oven"

Quarantine has been rough on her, I believe. Better than yours, I guess

I care about him but he's kind of a dick.

When I cut my hair into a pixie, you'd think I got a giant tattoo on my face or something.

He sent a very angry email, commented "GOOD LORD WHAT DID YOU DO" multiple times on the pictures and said I'd get bullied and that he only liked girls with long hair– "if it were me, all girls would have hair to their asses!"

When I dyed it, oh, honey. "WHEN WILL IT WASH OUT?????" "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?????"

And now

When I didn't wear concealer one time

It's "What's up with all that acne????" "How many pimples does she have?????"

like, relax.

They're acne scars/spots.

I'm a teenager.

It happens.

tbh i didn’t even realize you had acne

and your hair is adorable 100%

Awww, thanks, Emi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s a compliment from one bi goddess to another bi goddess :D

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I'm still gay for your pfp

Not gay for me??? I’m so offended by that.

Jk lmao ;D

LMAOOO ;D

i've had acne since fourth grade so idk what he's going on here–

As an aro-not-goddess both of you are gorgeous

Pickles you are so a goddess and you know it

you’re also my aroace friend

I have no place to pile my unconditional love in anyone, so you’re all gonna get it

Not gonna lie your current profile picture looks like it came straight out of my not at all creepy collection of portrait study references, and that’s a complement

oh if you want to steal it for a reference, I have brighter photos I can give you. This one, I turned the exposure down and tried to make it look as dark as possible, but the original is brighter and has clearer features.

but yes thank you, I’ve had it like this for a couple of days, and I like it a lot, yet everyone complimenting it is making me wonder why everyone has noticed it all of a sudden :D

I noticed it a while ago but I didn't want to sound creepy by saying something

Emi's profile picture looks like a theatre headshot <3

Pickles: I saw your pfp but didn't want to sound creepy and say something

Me: PMs Emi as soon as she changes it hEY YOUR NEW PICTURE IS LIKE REALLY HOT–

Lmao

can confirm she did that lmaooo

Why do we only brush our teeth and not our other bones
I want to brush my bones

stop

Aight

yeah let me just pull my fucking femur from my leg and brush it tenderly

that ruined my whole day

what would you do about your pelvis?

your cranium?

Don't tempt me to make a species that can do that….

unzip skin

Zipper noise
Oooh yes, my kneecaps look very white today!

the doctors who did my knee surgery