forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Bro"
"Bro… Bro?!"
"Bro!"
"Bro…"
"Bro?! Bro Bro!!"

"NOW DON'T CALL ME DADDY- I DON'T WANNA BE SATAN!"
~A fellow Trumpet in my 4th row-

Today, right now, in anatomy class:

"Can I touch your bones?"

"I mean, that's one way to get a pointed chin."

"He's my date to prom- and a warning to anyone else who'll try to turn me down."

"'Oh, touching their shoulder is too intimate' says the woman holds hands with them."

"I swear I didn't mean to break his jaw!!"

Seductively dancing/thrusting against the skeleton

I just walked by the bathrooms and heard someone inside screaming "WHY IS THERE CUM ON THE WALL?"

"One of the risks is just being gay."

"How old is that brownie?"
"That's a rock."

"I would like a chicken sandwich and you're finest pint of non alcoholic beer." - Me

"Is the legs on the bus an organism?"

I've had a running quote book for so LONG XD These are my favorites:

"I just think the economy should benefit only me."

"IN YOUR FACE HATERS! Now I'M in the fridge."

"Think of streaking, but on paper." - My English teacher, on research papers

"I just want to be homeless so I can just, like, walk up to a corn field and eat all the corn."

"Money is a construct. Give us your construct."

"High school is like a spork. It's a sucky spoon, and a sucky fork, so it's basically useless."

"Forget Disney plus, I'm on Chtulhu!"

"You know what America's good at? Flexing."

Just a Tik Tok I saw;
"Hey. What do you call -insert joke here-"
Teacher: "Um… -explains-"
"WRONG!"
"Oh, haha, that's cute. Okay, well, if you're done with your assignments…" blah blah blah
"Gn!"
"I don't know what 'gn' means."

"The police came after me because they thought what I had was a knife" - A kid in my Ag class

"Ooo- I want em FOOKING DRUGS BISH-" -My best friend, Science. (she fr screamed it-)

Ohh-
"A bro can come to all of his funerals but his bros can't. Let that sink in."
-the quiet kid.

"That sheep just peed in front of us. I need to bleach my eyes" - Me

"What would you do if you had the day off tomorrow?"
"Well, it's November, so not much…"

"Sup wh**es" - My crush plopping down at our lunch table with peanut butter and apples in her hand
(cue my best friend cackling at my blush)

"I'll give you another paper for a small fee."
"How much are we talking?"
"A dollar."
"A real dollar?"
"Yup."
"Who do you think I am, a rich man?"

"the political fandom is so toxic right now, not even gonna lie."
(My friend talking about the current election)

"That's worse than my grades!"

"the political fandom is so toxic right now, not even gonna lie."
(My friend talking about the current election)

(They're not wrong-)

"Things are going down in the jesus fandom-"

"you ever wonder what it'd be like to set the world on fire?"

• the quiet kid in one of my girlfriend's classes

"Smooth brain hours"
"Smoother than a baby's ass"

"Well isn't this just great?"
"No, not really."
"That was a historical question."
"A. . . A what now?"

"how many sides does an octagon have?"

• my math teacher in 8th grade

"if i recall… an octagon is a shape with eight sides, right?"

• me, being absolute danganronpa trash and wanting to use the question to my advantage