forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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as an ex-catholic atheist, Catholicism can burn

Wow so edgy

My mom got a king cake yesterday for Fat Tuesday, and the plastic baby Jesus fell out.
My dog ate it.
It has yet to be seen again.

Lmaooooooo reading through the chat with Death Man simultaniously destroys and revitalizes my faith in humanity.

In unrelated news, I came very very close to snapping during English today. This obnoxious kid kept talking over the teacher, farting super loudly, and honest-to-fucking-God meowing and I nearly threw my pencils at him to shut him up.

Wow so edgy

many edge

Wow so edgy

um..?

Wow so edgy

um..?

What you said was hella edgy and overdramatic. So I pointed it out.

Wow so edgy

um..?

What you said was hella edgy and overdramatic. So I pointed it out.

But why? I extremely dislike Catholicism. I don't think it should be a religion. So I said my opinion.
That's not overdramatic.

OH FUCK OH YES IT'S FISH SEASON!
I like Lent because it gives me an excuse to eat more fish.
And I don't believe in giving things up, but in trying to better myself.
Also I'm like…not very Catholic…I'd say I lean more agnostic…

Wow so edgy

um..?

What you said was hella edgy and overdramatic. So I pointed it out.

But why? I extremely dislike Catholicism. I don't think it should be a religion. So I said my opinion.
That's not overdramatic.

Okay, well it's still obnoxious and edgy when you just say "it should burn". And why shouldn't it be a religion? On its own, there's nothing wrong with it. It's bigoted jackasses who throw around their Catholic label as an excuse to be prejudiced (which is not condoned in the Bible) that are the bad part.

Ughhhh people are complaining about vigilante justice books that focus on murdering rapists and it's making me Angry. JUST LET THEM KILL BAD MEN, IT'S NOT CONDONING MURDER YOU ABSOLUTE MORONS!

Weird question, but has anyone here ever eaten mint jelly?

Weird question, but has anyone here ever eaten mint jelly?

Not that I can remember.

Weird question, but has anyone here ever eaten mint jelly?

Once, I think.

Weird question, but has anyone here ever eaten mint jelly?

I once nearly bought half a gallon or something. But no.

Completely off topic, but there's this low-key cute girl (in more of a smol way) that goes around in a motorized wheelchair. And she's going through the college library with her friend riding on the back of it.

God I wish that was me

God I wish that was me

Same

Cannibalism is a crime, then why does religion get away with it? Hmm?

Because it only condones eating Jesus the Godman. The followers don't eat anyone else so it should be chill.

But why are we even eating Jesus in the first place?

Cannibalism is a crime, then why does religion get away with it? Hmm?

Because it only condones eating Jesus the Godman. The followers don't eat anyone else so it should be chill.

To be fair, no one knows what's in the casseroles that people bring to potlucks…

Completely off topic, but there's this low-key cute girl (in more of a smol way) that goes around in a motorized wheelchair. And she's going through the college library with her friend riding on the back of it.

hit on her

Miriam, this is Dom we're talking about, be reasonable

Dom could do it.
DOM, RIGHT NOW, HIT ON ME.

Approach her slowly and awkwardly ask for a ride

woah that’s some peer pressure idk Dom

befriend them in the most Dom way

Dom could do it.
DOM, RIGHT NOW, HIT ON ME.

That's illegal

Dom could do it.
DOM, RIGHT NOW, HIT ON ME.

Ew wait no you're a child and he's technically an adult

DO NOT