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Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Yup. That's the one.

Fuck Mary the Waitress

wait no

1. Who the fuck is Mary the waitress
2. Baylee why don’t you know what seaweed feels like???

Please tell me

when a normal person

feels seaweed enough

to accurately put the sensation into words

frog fingers on skin

Please tell me

when a normal person

feels seaweed enough

to accurately put the sensation into words

You just like … eat sushi

_{I don’t know what seaweed feels like}

Please tell me

when a normal person

feels seaweed enough

to accurately put the sensation into words

You just like … eat sushi

I don't like seafood, so I've never had sushi

It's kind like….papery? But really really thin. When it's dry it crinkles in your mouth.
Wet its more….chewy? But not gross chewy.

Its salty, but in a good way.

That's all I got. Which is incredibly unhelpful.

I haven’t had seaweed in general in a while, I’ve been craving it for a while though

i just remember the chewiness of it

this is lil racist but lemme ask my asian friend who is also a chef.

It's kind like….papery? But really really thin. When it's dry it crinkles in your mouth.
Wet its more….chewy? But not gross chewy.

Its salty, but in a good way.

That's also dry seaweed though.
Which I now realize is what is being discussed.
But I think of seaweed as wet.
How it wants to be.
In the condition in which it was born.

mmkay from my friend:

"It's lightly salted sea grass. Idk man– it's like ocean-y? Umami. Brine. Salt. The shit is good. You just suck."

Hey, who here is straight?

I have chosen the straight and narrow.

I normally would say me but honestly I don’t hecking know what I am

I normally would say me but honestly I don’t hecking know what I am

^^^^^^

my friend sent me a message saying meet me at the sports field (red flag) and i said okay. then ten minutes later he rocks up at my front door, almost pounds it down off the hinges and tells me to hurry up (another red flag since he didn’t know where i lived) then we go down and he sits uncomfortably close to me, and i tried to sit further away by sitting on my skateboard but NOPE (red flag again). after that he introduces me to his entire soccer team and tries to get me to play soccer. now, that’s nice, but then it starts getting uncomfortable because everyone there is calling me his gf and he’s saying i am (ReD fLaG) so i try to leave and then he proceeds to get me to train with his team. i am in shorts, a tank and wearing no shoes. i say i’m good so he grabs my wrist and drags me across the field on their warm up run and i run home leaving my skateboard there which i now have to go back and get it.

basically he said it told you you’d see me here more often’ and i freaked out. should i have though? it was at a point where i was extremely uncomfortable and he’d said he wanted me to come back next week and when his teammates were saying i’m his gf he was encouraging it and egging them on so…

Hey, who here is straight?

waves is this in reference to the brief conversation in the venting chat?

Hey, who here is straight?

ayo

Hey, who here is straight?

I am, but LGBTQA+ rights everyday, every hour!

SHOTS

Whoooo the hell are you, @YukiSenoue?

Whoooo the hell are you, @YukiSenoue?

I am myself, GOT A PROBLEM???

Oh god not this shit again

Aw fuck, here we go again…

Yippee skippee