forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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hm really Bad Thing huh

well maybe

just maybe

and take this with every bit of offense because we’re on Rudeness

you deserved it

except you deserved a slap on the face

i don’t even know what it was, I’m just in a rude mood

Oh I know I deserved it.
I don't regret it though.

So Fuck Off Universe.

well fuck i guess

I wanna be angry about something that has nothing to intimately do about my life, so give me something to rant about, pheasants

the number 12

oh my god don’t even get me started on that stupid bitch

how the fuck does a number like that even exist

it can be divided by two, six, and fucking three?? and four?? the fuck?? you think you’re special? Fuck off with your stupid shit

carrots

that made me happy

uh hmmmm

on continuation with twelve:

thanks for making me wonder if you can divide it by four or three

LIKE

who can be divided by the two numbers that

wait

this bitch is making me have a crisis and i don’t like it.

3 plus 4 is seven

yES EMI IS SMART

alright carrots

ummmm

Stupid carrots and their leaves

fucking

orange bitch

take off your way too tan foundation you stupid cunejcule

get out of here with your Vitamin A that can slowly destroy a guinea pig’s liver

no one asked??

I said carrots, not Donald Trump

psh what’s the difference?

oh, i know

one is beneficial

one at least has vitamins

they disrespecting my man carrot out here

One is a big, usually orange, crunchy vegetable that no one likes and should only be used for snowman noses

And the other’s a carrot

fun fact: I've never made a snowman

c r u n c h y president

c r u n c h y president

Never in my life would I ever expect to find those two words together but here we are

c r u n c h y president

Never in my life would I ever expect to find those two words together but here we are

imagine being the owner of the fingers and brain who wrote that

_{i’m most likely going to die young and stupid thanks to that}

it took years off of my lifespan

Regrets are for ninnies.

What the actual fuck is the last few pages

believe it or not

words

fucking words all right

mmm

boiling them

men s tru at tio n

Why do people keep on bringing up periods?

egg

*eg g

Why do people keep on bringing up periods?

because they suck

It's a weird change from talking about a crunchy president to periods

Males will never know the feeling of one of the largest cells in the human body {which is also swollen during your period} pushed through a tube in your stomach, bringing a shitload of blood out of your hooha

I mean—that was correct in a weird way

heehee I'm educated