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YOU DONT SAY THE PLEDGE IN COLLEGE
YOU DONT SAY THE PLEDGE IN COLLEGE
I like how adamant Eris is about this
HHHHHHHHHHHh I don't like Amazon anymore
so I got an amazon gift card to buy things right?
so i get a bunch of books and stuff and when i go to checkout amazon is like: okii so here's the total of everything, only we're not going to tell you the number we give you doesn't include shipping and tax
and then finally when all the orders go through, that's when amazon decides to tell me it couldn't pay for everything because the shipping and tax only raised the total price of everything by about a million dollars
okay that is all goodbye
That sucks Izzy.
YOU DONT SAY THE PLEDGE IN COLLEGE
What if we do though? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
I will bet you $5 that you do not
Alright. We don't.
But the Pledge was done on Sunday and I awkwardly did not participate.
Not in church btw. A public event.
aight, i have some big glaring issues with my mom's boyfriend and while i can't confront her about my own problems i frickin made sure she was aware of the problems i have with this guy.
'nd i do feel kinda bad, but there were some red flags and mixed signals so now she's gonna suggest they take a break. which i think is really good.
dude was making my mom feel stupid, and he was shutting her ideas down, plus more, so i was NOT having it. as much as my mom annoys me sometimes, 'nd sometimes makes me feel invalid, SHE'S MY MOM, AND I WANT HER TO BE HAPPY AND SAFE
i'm in an almost angry mood bc of this guy imma go do soemthing stress reliveing i just had to vent this out of my system first
I love being hating my dirty room but being too lazy to actually do anything about it
I love being hating my dirty room but being too lazy to actually do anything about it
BIG MOOD
I love being hating my dirty room but being too lazy to actually do anything about it
this reminds me of the time i thought i’d clean my room on a long weekend after the end of the MP
that long weekend is this one
and i didn’t do it
My mother just told me I'm being like Cinderella's stepsisters. Because she got these tiny ass flip-flops and then said they'd fit me fine. So I tried to shove my feet in them and then showed her they didn't fit. Like… You're the one making me try them on. I could tell right away that they wouldn't fit. And Cinderella's stepsisters cut off their toes and heels to fit into a shoe to marry a fucking prince. I'm not going to marry a fucking prince. I'm not going to marry anyone. I'm trying on these flip flops that you got because I have to have flip flops. I made it very clear that they weren't fitting and YOU told me to keep trying. If anyone's being a character from Cinderella it's you. Being the fucking wicked stepmother.
And then she says she got them for herself and was giving them to me. They'd be even smaller on her and her large ass feet
Nice to know she thinks I'm a selfish bitch who's also ugly. I'm sick of her.
But now I get to bake cookies for an event I'm going to miss
Yay? coooooooookiessssss
Ouch. That sucks, Pickles.
You have my sympathy.
I overbaked the first set of cookies because I didn't realize they were supposed to be round still when they were done, but I'm not making the same mistake with the rest. Also misread the recipe a bazillion times but they taste okay
I celebrate your triumph.
So do I. I ate three
Good for you!
Well now I feel sick and I'm not hungry but we're going to dinner and I actually like the place. Now I'm sad
I had a KFC potato bowl; they're fucking delicious, and I want another one!
I can't afford it though….
i had two mcdonalds hash browns for breakfast.
two
I don't know how I was ever capable of eating 5 of those things, they're hecking nasty-
i also had an egg muffin because I clearly didn't hate myself enough
and I then proceeded to eat a heck ton of cheesecake at a surprise birthday party for this 50-year-old woman I don't even know
and now we're having pizza for dinner cause it's a saturday
I feel sick
i had two mcdonalds hash browns for breakfast.
two
I don't know how I was ever capable of eating 5 of those things, they're hecking nasty-
i also had an egg muffin because I clearly didn't hate myself enoughand I then proceeded to eat a heck ton of cheesecake at a surprise birthday party for this 50-year-old woman I don't even know
and now we're having pizza for dinner cause it's a saturday
I feel sick
What kind of sick people eat dinner at 4:00?? jk I love you
We're not actually having it yet
I just know we will be cause it's Saturday and we always have pizza on Saturdays
love you too, fren
And then there's this child who royally fuckedupher sleep schedule by staying up till 4 AM last night and sleeping in till 3:30 ish PM today.
Good
And then there's this child who royally fuckedupher sleep schedule by staying up till 4 AM last night and sleeping in till 3:30 ish PM today.
Oh
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