forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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What did I do?

you promised me five and gave me one.
i forgive you

I like that you confronted the newbie and they just kinda left lol

only the worthy can handle me

True

I have tea for later. just fyi–I just hate QUADMILLION postings in a row

also why do my chats deteriorate to epically?
I cannot understand how this happens, only that it does and I bare witness to the expanding flame of general–yet absolutely amazing–idiocy.

Because all your friends are idiots

I cannot deny this fact. I attract idiots because I think they're adorable.
i too am an idiot in disguise

Awwww you think I'm adorable
whaaaaaaaat. I didn't know anything about that

_{snhu needs to take a chill pill}

epically

squints

"snhu"??????????????????????

Southern New Hampshire Uni

I presume

SNHU = Southern New Hampshire University

I requested information for future college possibilities and they want to call me immediately and discuss enrollment and I'm like "woah dude I'm still in 11th grade, just send an email with some general information on tuition and the program I selected."

AH-

I thought we had tea on a new person.
got excited

SNHU = Southern New Hampshire University

I am SO SMART

_{jk lmao}

AH-

I thought we had tea on a new person.
got excited

ghjfgh sorry to be a disappointment

I am not disappointed.
Just no longer excited.
I am, however, smiling slightly.

gasp A smile! We've been blessed! _{i'm so tired ignore me}

I feel now would be an appropriate time to drop my tea?

Do it. I wanna see before I go to sleep

I feel now would be an appropriate time to drop my tea?

Yes please, I've been dying to know what it is since you've mentioned it

s p i l l

mmkay– so some time ago I mentioned The One That Got Away and how we both work for Microsoft now.

WELL

He's in town.
Right Now.
And he's coming to spend time together with me tmrw.

It is safe to say that I'm mildly freaking out about it.

He wants to go to dinner and hang out at my place.
It sounds like a date.
He knows I'm not single BUT it's never stopped him before.

I feel like Imma get into trouble mostly because HES THAT GODDAMN ONE THAT COULD TELL ME TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND I WOULD LEAP AFTER SCREAMING INTO THE VOID

I hate him.
But he's my best friend.

and Jay is talking all serious
and my mom is like "what happens, happens girl–youre not married." (thx mom. im a hussy now??)

I've told him that we arent drinking or doing anything wild.
His response?

"Eris–I trust you."

BITCH I DONT TRUST ME

Wdym Jay is taking it all serious?

If you don't trust yourself, perhaps it isn't a good idea to get together with him.

Dude this is some serious tea

Wdym Jay is taking it all serious?

Hmmmm—like moving in for real.
He said the "M" word.
Asks me if I'm wearing my promise ring everyday.

yeah I’m siding with Miriam on this one

it ain’t gonna end well

Jay made the fatal mistake of trusting you with The One Who Got Away

I don't trust myself to go to work in the morning, but I still do it.

It aint new for Eris to not trust Eris.

Bitch surprises me all the time

Wdym Jay is taking it all serious?

Hmmmm—like moving in for real.
He said the "M" word.
Asks me if I'm wearing my promise ring everyday.

Oh shit
Wait isn't he going into the Air Force or something?

Truth be told I could just be weird about this entire thing because there was no closure between Chris and I.

It's always bizarre when we hang out (once in a blue moon) Only because it's there but neither of us will do shit about it.

Im preaching to the wrong crowd here, but it's nice to actaully talk about it with some people that WONT immediately tell me to jump his bones