forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Boy in my class: Your music taste sounds emo
That’s when I fed him song titles and asked if they sounded emo. I mentioned a bunch of Tiktok songs and he said it was emo.

Zoë: my sister is really sick right now and her school just shut down because of Corona Virus.
Class: scoots desks away from her.

“Since Zuko was always worried about finding the avatar, did he have Aangxiety?”
“Yeah, it always made him pretty aangry when he got away.”
“He never could wraangle him.”
“He was really Aangsty.”
“But he came around in the end. Just like a boomeraang!”

(Everything but the first pun was improvised. We were dying laughing by the end of it.)

"Listen, I could have a crush on literally anyone who shows me human kindness it's not a great achievement, more like a level one, when you spawn achievement."

"Sawbones! Sawbones! Sawbones! Sawbones!"
"Are you okay?"
"SaWbOnEs!"

I BURNT MY HAND ON PIZZA, EVEN FOOD HURTS ME!

“I ordered the Coronavirus off of Amazon”
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“We can just come to school at night since that’s when the Coronavirus sleeps” (I don’t remember the exact wording for that one)

"Sometimes a family is a dumb goth bitch and a technicolor nightmare with an adopted theatre kid."

"Sometimes a family is a dumb goth bitch and a technicolor nightmare with an adopted theatre kid."

Who said this because exactly

Audits up your ears
Audits in your yin yang
Audits in ya wazoo

"Hey mom! When you're gregnant what questions do they ask you?" - @Pineapple_Princess

"I finished salad, I am god."

"Sometimes a family is a dumb goth bitch and a technicolor nightmare with an adopted theatre kid."

Who said this because exactly

Me lol, I was talking about some of my npcs to one of my players

"OH MY GOD WHAT IF TWILIGHT WAS A MUSICAL"

"OH MY GOD WHAT IF TWILIGHT WAS A MUSICAL"

first of all, no.
second of all, no.

"Hey mom! When you're gregnant what questions do they ask you?" - @Pineapple_Princess

in my defence, I cant just look that up!

"Mom….Dad….I'm pomegranate."

"an incomplete history of our collective massive fuck-ups can only start when we have a day without fucking up, nobody's gonna wanna read a play-by-play of our lives"
"but we're already massive fuck-ups by existing!"
"exactly! nobody's gonna read that shit, we have to try and not fuck up just for a- wait who am i kidding? that's not possible at all."

Some kid in my class: "BOOOONESAAAW IS READY!"
Teacher: "Well Mr. Bonesaw you got a 60 on your last anatomy test so I'd come up with a new name"

Teacher - "How are you doing?"
Student - "Guccilicious, Sir "

"Mom….Dad….I'm pomegranate."

Honey, you’re a watermelon

"Wow, bottom energy."
"I've known you for three minutes what the f u c k?"

“Don’t touch that! Coronavirus!”

small cough
huge gasp
CORONAVIRUS

Just me and my art teacher bitching about our new vice principal.
We live in the same neighborhood and sometimes see eachother on dog walks, we just spent fifteen minutes gossiping about our school.

damn i want that with my chem teacher

She is my fave, I don't have her class this year but I always stop by and chill with her.

"oh god, please-"

angry squelching noises

"please stop-" crying