oh, to have a smol girlfriend who would watch John Mulaney with me and let me play with her hair and wear my hoodies and cuddle™️
but also
oh, to have a tall boyfriend who would watch horror movies with me and play with my hair and let me wear his hoodies and cuddle™️
BiSeXuAl ThInGs
To have a smol girlfriend to cuddle and who steals my hoodies… I'd make her some muffins and waffles and grilled cheese and she'd braid my hair and her smile would be so nice-
But also a stronk girlfriend to cuddle and braid her hair and she'd protecc me and I'd still make her food, but I can steal her hoodies and give her flowers and teach her everything I know about Animal Crossing.
Just rOmaNTiC sWitCh tHinGs
Oh, to have a smol human being who I can pick up and spin around and cuddle and give hoodies to
but
Oh, to have a tall human being who can pick me up and give me hoodies and rest their chin on my head when they're tired
Hello, I would like to start auditioning to be people's girl. I won't audition for boys, sorry. Girls and enbys, give me a call~
Hello, I would like to start auditioning to be people's girl. I won't audition for boys, sorry. Girls and enbys, give me a call~
do you like chai
hot cocoa
pugicorns
glitter
i’m not looking to date i just need friends
Hello, I would like to start auditioning to be people's girl. I won't audition for boys, sorry. Girls and enbys, give me a call~
Hello
I'm lonely
Please be my girl
Hello guys what the henk is happening.
I'm very bisexual who wants to love me
but I'm also hella demisexual so nO gEtTiNg HaNdSy
I'm lonely and Ash is cool
Hello, I would like to start auditioning to be people's girl. I won't audition for boys, sorry. Girls and enbys, give me a call~
do you like chai
hot cocoa
pugicorns
glitter
i’m not looking to date i just need friends
yES OH MY GOD FRIEND!!!!
=DDDDDDDDD
We’re besties now
GYPSY IS A SALTLORD I LOVE HER
Oh my freaking heck I need it
Oh my freaking heck I never wanna see it again
Oh my freaking heck I never wanna see it again
It's so sickly sweet I feel like I just ate cotton candy
Oh my freaking heck I never wanna see it again
i never wanna see you again
jk i love you to the stars and back and literally nothing in this world could change that
Oh my freaking heck that's too much pink
and glitter
and overall happiness
Oh my freaking heck I never wanna see it again
It's so sickly sweet I feel like I just ate cotton candy
Cotton candy is good though
I used to have one very similar when I was like 12
I have a pugicorn journal that matches my fuzzy blanket but it’s not glittery
(photo evidence)
Used to have fuzzy pajamas that matched but they died a painful waxy death
I also have some fuzzy socks but they’re in the wash
(I know it sounds like I have a crazy obsession with unicorn pugs but I actually just happen to have siblings that gift these things to me for Christmas as a running joke)
5'3"
holy shit i’m taller then you- by a bit….
i just got asked by a really creepy guy at school with a mullet who thinks when he sits next to a chick and bites his lip it’s sexy. it’s not. it’s just creepy
he asked me if i wanna bang ? my asexual ass just ran for the fucking hills what do i do??
because i can’t just message him saying no? he that kind of person where if he wants something he will get it. i’ve seen what he’s done to other girls at our school and holy shit i am a tad bit scared.
mostly because i’m asexual
