"This is the second horseman of the apocalypse we've been threatened with this year."
"I hope famine isn't next…"I hate that this is right.
it probably will be, tho, considering the economic recession
IT BETTER NOT BE
What are the remaining horsemen?
"This is the second horseman of the apocalypse we've been threatened with this year."
"I hope famine isn't next…"I hate that this is right.
it probably will be, tho, considering the economic recession
IT BETTER NOT BE
What are the remaining horsemen?
She asked that too and neither of us remembered
w a r
w a r
No we already did that one
(talking about how Coronavirus spreads)
Me: "Yeah it spreads like the…"
Me: realizes my mistake
My mom:
Me:
Me: "…nevermind"
wasn't it plague, war, famine, and death
Some people say Death, others say Conquest(or Christ)
(talking about how Coronavirus spreads)
Me: "Yeah it spreads like the…"
Me: realizes my mistake
My mom:
Me:
Me: "…nevermind"
The plague? The gay? Your legs? I need answers what were you going to say?
(talking about how Coronavirus spreads)
Me: "Yeah it spreads like the…"
Me: realizes my mistake
My mom:
Me:
Me: "…nevermind"The plague? The gay? Your legs? I need answers what were you going to say?
The plague but I mean those work too I guess lmao
the wildfires in australia, obviously
(talking about how Coronavirus spreads)
Me: "Yeah it spreads like the…"
Me: realizes my mistake
My mom:
Me:
Me: "…nevermind"The plague? The gay? Your legs? I need answers what were you going to say?
The plague but I mean those work too I guess lmao
OH MY GOSH I THOUGHT YOU WERE MIRIAM I'M SO SORRY
I really have to start actually looking at people's usernames instead of just guessing who said what
(talking about how Coronavirus spreads)
Me: "Yeah it spreads like the…"
Me: realizes my mistake
My mom:
Me:
Me: "…nevermind"The plague? The gay? Your legs? I need answers what were you going to say?
The plague but I mean those work too I guess lmao
OH MY GOSH I THOUGHT YOU WERE MIRIAM I'M SO SORRY
I really have to start actually looking at people's usernames instead of just guessing who said what
Lmao that's fine. I was just about to specify like "maybe not my legs specifically?" XD
THE CORONAVIRUS IS THE BOOMER REMOVER!
THE CORONAVIRUS IS THE BOOMER REMOVER!
10/10 will tell my friend's dad
THE CORONAVIRUS IS THE BOOMER REMOVER!
10/10 will tell my friend's dad
Plot twist: The Boomers made the Coronavirus to get rid of millennials but it horribly backfired
THE CORONAVIRUS IS THE BOOMER REMOVER!
I heard Boomer Doomer first lmao
(talking about how Coronavirus spreads)
Me: "Yeah it spreads like the…"
Me: realizes my mistake
My mom:
Me:
Me: "…nevermind"The plague? The gay? Your legs? I need answers what were you going to say?
The plague but I mean those work too I guess lmao
OH MY GOSH I THOUGHT YOU WERE MIRIAM I'M SO SORRY
I really have to start actually looking at people's usernames instead of just guessing who said what
LMAOOOO if it was me I would've said my legs
“I get a full eight hours of existential crisis every night.”
“Perfect for a growing child.”
“Gorillas aren’t that bad looking!”
“Your giving Gorillas too much credit! They are UGLY!”
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"This is the second horseman of the apocalypse we've been threatened with this year."
"I hope famine isn't next…"I hate that this is right.
it probably will be, tho, considering the economic recession
IT BETTER NOT BE
What are the remaining horsemen?
She asked that too and neither of us remembered
So far war, and pestilence have already come, so… death, famine, and conquering.
"your mind is like a homeless man's fever dream"
I̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶d̶i̶e̶d̶
“Hello I’m an idiot and welcome to Nickelodeon”
“I can hold a maximum of 1 chairs”
Teacher: CORONA VIRUS IS APRWAD BY BREATHING
student: sneezes. Not a fake one, a real one
Teacher:DETENTION
"Turn to page sixty nine."
Literally the whole class: "Nice."
"As more time passes, I understand straight people less."
Chem teacher: “I won’t be able to pass out assignments for the new material, so I might have to put it onto Classroom. But it is what it is.”
Like, half of the class including myself: “It iiiissss what it iiiisssss.”
Guy who sits in front of me: “Why did that just happen?”