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Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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I've dissociated so hard in an effort not to freak about my goddamn stupid mouth.

You’re not gonna get fired

For some reason, I can't write anything for Burn Out atm

How do I put up 7 updates in two days, then run out of steam like this?

welcome to the writer life, hun.

I was gonna say something, but this sums it up.

my boss–a 67 year old white male– just emailed me:

Kewl.

On a official Microsoft email regarding my FY21 allocations.

Wheeze

hawhat???!!!??

I do not comprehend what this means.

Update:

Naturally–my ass responded–

Okay, Boomer.

IM GONNA GET FIRED

But I am a bit worried about this.

Update Update:

Im not fired, but I did make him laugh so hard that he had to bow out of a meeting.

Im the best

my boss–a 67 year old white male– just emailed me:

Kewl.

On a official Microsoft email regarding my FY21 allocations.

Wheeze

hawhat???!!!??

I do not comprehend what this means.

Her boomer boss said "kewl" instead of "cool" in a work email, and she Okay Boomer'd him.

Applause for Eris

Update Update:

Im not fired, but I did make him laugh so hard that he had to bow out of a meeting.

Im the best

Damn right

Update Update:

Im not fired, but I did make him laugh so hard that he had to bow out of a meeting.

Im the best

Good job

Update Update:

Im not fired, but I did make him laugh so hard that he had to bow out of a meeting.

Im the best

so glad you have a kewl boss

Update Update:

Im not fired, but I did make him laugh so hard that he had to bow out of a meeting.

Im the best

Ooh yay!

my boss–a 67 year old white male– just emailed me:

Kewl.

On a official Microsoft email regarding my FY21 allocations.

Wheeze

hawhat???!!!??

I do not comprehend what this means.

Her boomer boss said "kewl" instead of "cool" in a work email, and she Okay Boomer'd him.

Oh I see. Thank you.

Weird flex but it's kewl.

I say kewl all the time. But I would never write it unironically.

I say kewl all the time. But I would never write it unironically.

Except for this I guess.

I'm just gonna call this day an oof

I'D LIKE TO BE RUDE TO MY FRIGGIN HISTORY TEACHER BECAUSE HE SUCKS

AND ALSO HE FAVORITES THIS GIRL FOR NO REASON??? WHICH IS ALREADY ANNOYING BUT IT GOES STRAIGHT TO HER HEADDDDDDDDDD

THIS BITCH DOES NOTHING SPECIAL

N O T H I N G

SO WHY

That sounds like it sucks, Miriam.

so I’m on my way to Suffering
already severely dreading it

…my mom just told me that apparently there’s gonna be roleplaying today…

I-
what

_{please someone temporarily kill me so i don’t have to live through this}

Oh yikes Nutella I'm so sorry.

so I’m on my way to Suffering
already severely dreading it

…my mom just told me that apparently there’s gonna be roleplaying today…

I-
what

_{please someone temporarily kill me so i don’t have to live through this}

SEX ED ROLEPLAYING

Please explain to me why my mom is yelling at me for spending too much money when I've only purchased one thing in the last month and that was a five dollar Starbucks coffee

I never spend money.

so I’m on my way to Suffering
already severely dreading it

…my mom just told me that apparently there’s gonna be roleplaying today…

I-
what

_{please someone temporarily kill me so i don’t have to live through this}

SEX ED ROLEPLAYING

Flashes back to the contraceptive talk in Health last semester

meh

I can't believe how close we are to 1000 pages of rudeness!

so I’m on my way to Suffering
already severely dreading it

…my mom just told me that apparently there’s gonna be roleplaying today…

I-
what

_{please someone temporarily kill me so i don’t have to live through this}

SEX ED ROLEPLAYING

Flashes back to the contraceptive talk in Health last semester

Lol pretty much what I'm doing this week.

so I’m on my way to Suffering
already severely dreading it

…my mom just told me that apparently there’s gonna be roleplaying today…

I-
what

_{please someone temporarily kill me so i don’t have to live through this}

SEX ED ROLEPLAYING

Flashes back to the contraceptive talk in Health last semester

Lol pretty much what I'm doing this week.

She had us grab beans out of a bag to talk about the percentages of contraceptives working.

DO NOT CROSS THIS LINE IF YOU ARE NUTELLA

We just got diagrams and such. Which made some people very uncomfortable.

sex ed for me is honestly one of my favorite things because of how hard I laugh