some spiders can get to the size of dinner plates

thanks Australia

australia was a mistake

_{(This is why we stay away from Austrailia)}

Everything in Australia is meant to kill you.
God filled it with danger noodles

My grandparents went there on vacation once
In the first day there they found a snake in a tree, and took a whole bunch of up-close photos…

It wasn’t until they went back home and showed a friend the photos when they found out that little snek was actually the world’s most venomous-

wow…….

she said he can do whatever he wants to me and oh god-

call the police
for real ruby
this is serious

Yeah that sounds like a legitimate threat towards your physical and mental wellbeing and that s not okay

^^^^^^^^^^^^

God I just got back from basically being in a fever dream and now there's abuse?! Please get help I hate that stuff so much. You gotta contact authorities of some kind, please be careful. Abuse can never be justified. Good luck!!!

sorry, was at work so didn't see this shit but i cant. i tried. i've tied everything. they just see me as a stupid teenager trying to get attention…

Then you haven't contacted the police. Because police never take an abuse case lightly.

have you SEEN the police in aus…

my flight is at 8am i am not ready for this H E L L

Where are you going????

to see ruby's dad for two weeks eek

_{(This is why we stay away from Austrailia)}

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Essays

I hate them take to much time. I have one due on Monday and I only am still on the intorduction.

That's farther than I'd be

Same. I wouldn't even have typed a sentence.

Same. I wouldn't even have typed a sentence.

I'd have done one sentence just because we would have had time in class

I need to have an essay outline on a book with no plot tomorrow.
I legit cannot get my thought process to work on this.

I need to have an essay outline on a book with no plot tomorrow.
I legit cannot get my thought process to work on this.

What book?

AH
THE GLITCH
IT'S HAPPENING

I need to have an essay outline on a book with no plot tomorrow.
I legit cannot get my thought process to work on this.

What book?

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
It literally has no plot after chapter five…

Same. I wouldn't even have typed a sentence.

I'd have done one sentence just because we would have had time in class

Same tho. I'd type like one thing to pretend like I'm doing work and then spend the rest of class doing something else for another class

I want to send this to The Dude–

I want to send this to The Dude–

what is it my computer blocks it out

AH
THE GLITCH
IT'S HAPPENING

OH NO
NOT

T̴̡̢̫̼͎͙͉͔̪̮̝̼̲̗̣͊͋́͐̔̔͗̓̈́̚ͅḨ̴̢̨̡̫̲̬͖͎͇̜̯̖͕͉̜̰̔͒̅È̷̢̟͓̻̖̺̇̽́̑͛ ̸̨̧̛̛͖̤̮̪̤̙̲͍͉͖̹̦̻͍̗̻͔̈́̿̂̄̽̓́̀͜͝G̴̘̯͖̎͆̂̊̈͐͑̏̀̎̃͆͒̓̿͋̚L̶̛̫̦͉͚͕̦͍̻̳̗̝̪͔͒͂̔́͜Į̸̛̐̒̎̔̽̀̊͛̃͛́͑͗̀̓̂̌̕͝T̴̨̝̟̯̺̎͂̔͆̒͌̚͝C̶̢̩̳̙̺̦̪̩̹̹̟̘͍̫͙͖͚̗̐̍̋̂̚̕͝H̶̡̛͚̬͔̞͓̠̳̮̳̼̑̑̈̃́̒͑̈́̈͂͐̆͑̐͊͂̕̚ ̵̨̱̜̩̮̟̼̠̘̜̪͖̹̦̱͇͇̊̇́́̾͂͝͠ͅͅ

AH
THE GLITCH
IT'S HAPPENING

OH NO
NOT

T̴̡̢̫̼͎͙͉͔̪̮̝̼̲̗̣͊͋́͐̔̔͗̓̈́̚ͅḨ̴̢̨̡̫̲̬͖͎͇̜̯̖͕͉̜̰̔͒̅È̷̢̟͓̻̖̺̇̽́̑͛ ̸̨̧̛̛͖̤̮̪̤̙̲͍͉͖̹̦̻͍̗̻͔̈́̿̂̄̽̓́̀͜͝G̴̘̯͖̎͆̂̊̈͐͑̏̀̎̃͆͒̓̿͋̚L̶̛̫̦͉͚͕̦͍̻̳̗̝̪͔͒͂̔́͜Į̸̛̐̒̎̔̽̀̊͛̃͛́͑͗̀̓̂̌̕͝T̴̨̝̟̯̺̎͂̔͆̒͌̚͝C̶̢̩̳̙̺̦̪̩̹̹̟̘͍̫͙͖͚̗̐̍̋̂̚̕͝H̶̡̛͚̬͔̞͓̠̳̮̳̼̑̑̈̃́̒͑̈́̈͂͐̆͑̐͊͂̕̚ ̵̨̱̜̩̮̟̼̠̘̜̪͖̹̦̱͇͇̊̇́́̾͂͝͠ͅͅ

      OH GOD HELP ME

I need to have an essay outline on a book with no plot tomorrow.
I legit cannot get my thought process to work on this.

What book?

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
It literally has no plot after chapter five…

I agreee. Still, it's a good book.

I want to send this to The Dude–

what is it my computer blocks it out

It says "After all that we had we act like we had never met."

that seems like an understandable but very bad idea

I suddenly really hate me again

Don't do that kiddo. Just don't please.

My mother just screamed at me for ten minutes straight before I had to go accept an award.
This is fine meme insert here.

Don't do that kiddo. Just don't please.

_{but I do}

Oh my goodness the glitch is here and now all the comments are "OH NO NOT THE GLITCH" And it is too perfect.