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Here's some out-of-context WW3 quotes from my APUSH and Health classes:
"I can't get drafted since I'll be busy at Pence's summer camps."
"bOnE sPuRs"
"So the US did a stupid."
"What if they nuked Yellowstone?"
"We're fine, who's gonna bomb southern Wisconsin?"
"People aiming for Chicago."
"Guess I'll move north."
"The UP, which should be its own state-"
"I want interstate combat to be legalized so Wisconsin can seize the UP." (Said friend is from the UP btw)
"What if someone tried to take over Rhode Island?"
"Fuck Rhode Island, they deserve it."
"NO!"
"Or as I like to call it, 'World War Three, Straight To DVD'-"
@Knight-Shives group
(Not Rhode Island, I live near there)
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“NO MY STRAIGHT!”
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
Waaaay too cheerily
"NUCLEAR WINTER!!!"
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@Kamea public
"THERE'S RAISINS IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!!"
@Kamea public
"It can't just slip in and slip out"
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
"It can't just slip in and slip out"
I'm so sorry lol
@Pickles group
"It can't just slip in and slip out"
I'm so sorry lol
don't be
@Fenrir
“I hate you?! You’re such a picachu!
Gasp “excuse you! I’m a charmander!”
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
"WHERE ORANGE MAN?"
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
Luigi
Got
Big
Tiddies
@Jay-Marae-is-in-an-emotional-maze
"Damn, she SLIM THICC"
@Fenrir
“Parent isn’t here…”
“you know what you need to do..”
“Eewyup.”
Pulls out water gun
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@Knight-Shives group
"Do alligators have DNA?"
@Pickles group
Tell them no. It's just humans and one nonliving things
@Nie-Huaisang-is-lost-in-the-stars group
"Simon, stop sucking"
@Kamea public
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Nie-Huaisang-is-lost-in-the-stars group
To the tune of "Candy" by Doja Cat
"I can be your Google when you're searching for the answers."
@Anemone eco
"I mean one man's trash is another man's treasure…"
"AND ONE MAN'S PAIN IS ANOTHER MAN'S PLEASURE!"
@Knight-Shives group
"He was definitely homosexual"
"She was definitely not the type of girl to go around shooting an elderly homosexual"
@Anemone eco
"Shank shank shank-"
"What are you doing?"
"I'm shanking them."
@Fenrir
Instead of ready ready you get stabby stabbyied
@Mojack group
“that feeling when you catch a bullet with your throat and rupture your larynx”
“anybody got a chest tube”
“Yeah this nurse is awesome, she started playing sans theme song while she was treating me”
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"Just make sure you can get your hands on some firm bananas"
@Mojack group
“AAAAHHHH STOOOOOP”
@Pickles group
I love how ex FBI and CIA agents all write books about how to not get ded but they don't really have any practice writing and the things don't exactly connect and they use the same words over again and it's just a bunch of examples. Mm yes, personality. Well written cronch. Delicious. Tasty. Love it
@Pickles group
It's just a bunch of "bE aWaRe Of YoUr SuRrOuNdInGs" and "I'm going to show you" and awkward transitions. Now I'm wondering if this is just a nonfiction thing or what
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"Who decided to call it 'hiring a hitman' and not 'ordering takeout'?"
"I'd work at home usually, but I could head down to Huston. If they ever have a problem"
"He fell on his elbow and hurt his foot so now he needs to rest his back."