forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Dude, I think my brother took my pot brownies to his class!"

I have a MIGHTY NEED to know what happened after this conversation.

As do I

He hasn't been seen in a couple of days

Oof.

“You just touched my dick that’s gay.”
“It was in a homie way.”
“No it wasn’t.”

"Lauren, I will suck your dick for those chicken nuggets."

“I’m a damn monkey you dumbass!”
(Much funnier without context, I think, because i actually don’t have the context.)

slurp slurp noise "Now you got cytomegalovirus bitch."

"Vape nic, suck dick." - @Pineapple_Princess

"Vape nic, suck dick." - @Pineapple_Princess

Its a good song!

“Fuck I lost my baby. Or perhaps it was stolen?”

“Sonic should be THICC.”

"Alright, who has a sibling?"
"Me, unfortunately. But my guillotine will change that."

"the only joy I get in life is making all of my sims curvy goth lesbians"

"the only joy I get in life is making all of my sims curvy goth lesbians"

I can relate

“Sonic should be THICC.”

(He should be this

"Reasons band kids don't deserve rights: This."
This was said while pointing at a group of band kids complaining about bowties.

"Life hack: If you feel your leg coming loose and it kinda falls off, put it under your pillow, and the leg fairy will come. In the morning, look under your pillow, and you'll find a handicapped parking pass."

"Life hack: If you feel your leg coming loose and it kinda falls off, put it under your pillow, and the leg fairy will come. In the morning, look under your pillow, and you'll find a handicapped parking pass."

I’m dying

"What's Jesus's last name?"
"Isn't it Christ?"
"No, that'd mean Mary's last name is Christ too. Mary Christ??"
gasp "Her last name is Christmas"
"MAry Christmas!!!"

Why did that make me laugh in the middle of my tutoring period? Guys, I'm supposed to be a good example lmao

“They’re two halves of a bitch.”

"The difference between Gryffindors and Slytherins is that Gryffindors are egotistical maniacs and we're less ego, more maniac."

"Life hack: If you feel your leg coming loose and it kinda falls off, put it under your pillow, and the leg fairy will come. In the morning, look under your pillow, and you'll find a handicapped parking pass."

That stand up comedy routine is g o l d.

"The difference between Gryffindors and Slytherins is that Gryffindors are egotistical maniacs and we're less ego, more maniac."

As a Slytherin, I can confirm this.

Some kid during band: he doesn't fear humanity!
Me, darkly: he should
My friend: wtf have you been watching??

I guess I sounded scarier than I meant to? Oops

"The difference between Gryffindors and Slytherins is that Gryffindors are egotistical maniacs and we're less ego, more maniac."

As a Slytherin, I can confirm this.

As can I.

"The difference between Gryffindors and Slytherins is that Gryffindors are egotistical maniacs and we're less ego, more maniac."

As a Slytherin, I can confirm this.

FALSEHOOD. SLYTHERINS EGOS ARE WORSE THAN ANYONE’S.

Oh shit oh fuck you're right-
I'm legit a Slytherin because I want to be the best so yeah

Oh shit oh fuck you're right-
I'm legit a Slytherin because I want to be the best so yeah

I appreciate you agreeing with me but now the Pokémon theme song is stuck in my head