forum Tell me the weirdest dreams you've ever had!

Started December 19, 2018 by @The-N-U-T-Cracker

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shorter dream but I got my head sliced off with a katana in my dream and I woke up gasping for breath

OKAY I RANDOMLY REMEMBERED THIS
It was a really short dream but @Carrots you were in it.
But like..you were a very stereotypical gay guy and I like…visited you in Australia without warning.
IDEK DUDE IT WAS WEIRD

I hate the fact that I don't remember who was in my dream but it was somebody from here-
we had a whole adventure but I don't remember it!!1`

OKAY I RANDOMLY REMEMBERED THIS
It was a really short dream but @Carrots you were in it.
But like..you were a very stereotypical gay guy and I like…visited you in Australia without warning.
IDEK DUDE IT WAS WEIRD

bruh wtf lmaoooo XD (but like do come visit Australia is way better then America…)

OKAY I RANDOMLY REMEMBERED THIS
It was a really short dream but @Carrots you were in it.
But like..you were a very stereotypical gay guy and I like…visited you in Australia without warning.
IDEK DUDE IT WAS WEIRD

bruh wtf lmaoooo XD (but like do come visit Australia is way better then America…)

on god yeah lol

i woke up at like 4 to add this so i wouldn't forget it

i was in a minecraft village on top of a mountain with…the cast of jessie??? and one of the rooms collapsed

i woke up at like 4 to add this so i wouldn't forget it

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i was in a minecraft village on top of a mountain with…the cast of jessie??? and one of the rooms collapsed

Duuuuude I was binging Jessie a lot at one point and had at least two dreams where I was part of the Jessie cast and my dreams were like an episode of Jessie but not a pre-existing one. It was wack

i woke up at like 4 to add this so i wouldn't forget it

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i was in a minecraft village on top of a mountain with…the cast of jessie??? and one of the rooms collapsed

Duuuuude I was binging Jessie a lot at one point and had at least two dreams where I was part of the Jessie cast and my dreams were like an episode of Jessie but not a pre-existing one. It was wack

i haven't seen it in forever idek if it was them but that's what i typed at 4 in the morning?

I have a recurring nightmare that I'm running through the streets of my hometown being chased by something (anywhere from one of my best friends to Smaug from The Hobbit) and I'm just running as fast as I possibly can but I'm not moving. It shouldn't be to scary but for some reason I can always feel that if they catch me I'm dead.
I can usually wake myself by just stopping and yelling at the sky.

Just had a dream that I was running away with some of my friends and the cast of Glee. We rode hippogryphs and stuff
The last thing that happened is us going to my high school, it was pitch black and I was trying to remember if the area in front of me was stairs or a ramp (they were stairs)
And then we all sat and ate chocolate and waited for the hippogryphs and then my alarm went off.

i had this dream last night and it's kind of long and confusing
we were in minecraft at some kind of sports game/air show thing. then there was an end portal in the middle and out came the dragon. of course we would all die if we didn't do anything so we shove the dragon back into the portal, lock it up really well, inside layers and layers of boxes so it can't get out. years later this little girl uses it for a school project. well turns out this girl is a huge brat and also way overpowered. she slaps me for just standing there. i slap her back. she has a giant kit kat bar. not sure where that came from. she brought about a dark age and then also threw me over a cliff. except it wasn't over a cliff and now i had to solve these puzzles. except idk what all the puzzles were or what they were for because then my mom woke me up

I didn't dream last night
Probably because I didn't sleep, but I might have hallucinated lmao
I'm running on tea and spite

Not really weird but last night I had a dream that my family had to evacuate due to a war, and I spent twenty minutes luring my cats into a carrier so they wouldn't be left behind and therefore lost or killed. Like, our safety was decreasing by the minute but I'm just trying to shove my cats in a carrier together.

Okay this one was a weird one….
So me and a bunch of other random people are trapped in this big circular arena. And you kinda just have to survive so it’s a bunch of running. I remember I once got saved by Todoroki from BNHA and then later teamed up with Kirishima, Bakugo and Denki.
And then I found this kind of secret spot that you can sneak into by tricking like the robot guard. And inside is this elevator and I remember you can choose from first floor, second floor, or vault. I went to the vault which was like a lego Star Wars thing and it was timed and that was like the last thing I remember????

The weirdest dream I've ever had would either be the Phineas and Ferb one where Doof was trying to make an army by turning dogs into humans and he turned Perry into a human instead and it was a whole three episodes or so worth of Perry having anxiety attacks

or

The one where when you died your soul got put on this bus amd you were driven to one place to give back what ever stuff you had with you but if someone on your bus was suposed to die in a certain way the whole bus would be let out and you'd come back to life. There were a whole lot of layers to it and it was actually novel material.

Bill Cipher came to my town and started Weirdmageddon, but he was on business hours. From 9 to 5 he'd ham it up but as soon as the clock hit 5:01 he'd go "alright, boys, time to head out" and take all the weirdness back through the rip for the day.

The one where when you died your soul got put on this bus amd you were driven to one place to give back what ever stuff you had with you but if someone on your bus was suposed to die in a certain way the whole bus would be let out and you'd come back to life. There were a whole lot of layers to it and it was actually novel material.

That's art

Mine would have to be the one where I was in a wheelchair and in a YMCA and there were bubbles floating around with fish inside them. There was also a random ramp that went up to an opening in the wall above the pool.

Or that time I was in a maze with the Straw Hat Crew, Zoro didn't get lost and I kissed Sanji

OR that one I had where Thomas Sanders and I had a sleepover in a pool

I have weird dreams

My father got kidnapped by frogs so I had to go and get him. For some reason the frogs lived in a beehive thingy. The first floor was a roblox obby. The second floor was a school for frogs. The third floor was filled with dozens of escalators going in multiple directions and starting from random places. I got to the frog queen and she refused to give me my dad back so I gave her a hearfelt speech that I cried multiple times throughout. She didn't care so we chased each other around for awhile before she finally jumped off a ledge. I was about to follow her but I woke up.

It's sad to say that this is a normal type of dream for me.

OR that one I had where Thomas Sanders and I had a sleepover in a pool

Bro I had a dream where Thomas Sanders and I drove a bus at breakneck speeds through this random city.

My father got kidnapped by frogs so I had to go and get him.

I forgot which thread I clicked on and this was the first sentence I read and I was so confused for a second.

OR that one I had where Thomas Sanders and I had a sleepover in a pool

Bro I had a dream where Thomas Sanders and I drove a bus at breakneck speeds through this random city.

99% sure I dreamed that Talyn was a cat at least once

OR that one I had where Thomas Sanders and I had a sleepover in a pool

Bro I had a dream where Thomas Sanders and I drove a bus at breakneck speeds through this random city.

99% sure I dreamed that Talyn was a cat at least once

Dang

The weirdest dream I've ever had would either be the Phineas and Ferb one where Doof was trying to make an army by turning dogs into humans and he turned Perry into a human instead and it was a whole three episodes or so worth of Perry having anxiety attacks

This is so in-character for both of them that for a sec I thought you were describing a deleted episode

The weirdest dream I've ever had would either be the Phineas and Ferb one where Doof was trying to make an army by turning dogs into humans and he turned Perry into a human instead and it was a whole three episodes or so worth of Perry having anxiety attacks

This is so in-character for both of them that for a sec I thought you were describing a deleted episode

Everyone who I've told this has told me very similar things

There's this dream I've been having that I'm thinking of turning into a story- And beware,,, this dream is very gory and gross and sad so-

-aHem-

So, the night I first had this nightmare, I had watched a movie called "The Banana Splits Movie." There's one scene where a kid's show mascot kills a famous live streamer by putting him into that box that magicians use for their "saw-in-half" trick, but this dude literally got sawed in half. My brain decided to recreate that scene, but my mom is in the box and I'm the one sawing her in half. My face was blank the whole time. Just as I was about the take the box apart in the dream, I woke up in tEarS.

Should I be concerned??? I think sO—?

Ok so basically the dream is wayyyyy to long and complicated to explain-

It ended in me naruto running across a gym multiple times because it apparently had to do with a classic movie called "Hoodwinked" that I had never watched, yet I somehow got into the final rounds of this giant competition. I ended up waking up because I was gonna loose.

Oh, once I dreamed that we were in gym class, in the smaller one of my school's gyms, and we had to throw Perler beads onto the little things you put them on. But, those things were across the gym. So we were all lined up, throwing beads across the gym. Then, I got tired and went to nap in a basketball hoop. For some reason, this one was free-standing, even though there are like, 8 hoops attached to the wall in that gym. Also, the hoop was being held together with old duct tape. But I climbed up into the basket and fell asleep. I only woke up when the thing (predictably) fell apart, and I hit my head. Then I had to walk back up to my classroom, and when I got inside the main building, everybody in the entire school was staring at me. Including my crush at the time, who was right in front.

I had two pretty funky dreams and I sort of miss it because it had a cool storyline for both

I was some sort of living weapon, I’d escaped a lab, but apparently that was in the past. Fastforward 7 years or something and I live with my adopted father who is also a scientist and knows my identity. There’s a couple of gaps in the storyline here. Somehow my father steals a big carrier ship and we go out to open ocean until two other ships follow us, obviously to try and get us back to land. Me, with my living weapon (possibly overpowered) status, has a few tricks up my sleeve, including the ability to possess non living objects. And apparently there’s no limit to the size of possession.

So another small ship comes along, I possess that one and the people are like “wtf” because there’s a sizeable ship flying into the air. And they’re all like “should we shoot it.” And the guy says “no”.
I then crash land it but somehow my adoptive father gets knocked out. I possess the big carrier ship and take it into the sky at incredible speeds.

Guys on ground are pretty confused and shocked at this point. They then launch an ICBM targeting me and specifically me somehow. So now I freeze the ship, say “stay here” to my unconscious father and fly out of the ship, meet the ICBM and make it explode. I survive. And return to my father, pick him up, and fly into space. And somehow both of us are surviving and alive in space, and I fly to a different planet similar to earth, supposedly where we live our lives there after that but idk because the dream ends.

THE SECOND DREAM is uh…interesting political climate. I’m a younger child, on a bus. I arrive to a city and big buildings, and apparently I’m at a school to learn how to ‘serve the fatherland.’ I later figured out I’m in alternate history nazi germany. I mean, it wasn’t that hard, because there were literally flags and symbols everywhere.
We then get split up into groups, and for some reason people that I know irl are there. My grade 7/8 classmates were there. I haven’t seen most of them in years.
We enter the building, which is big and surprisingly nice looking. We start to have lessons. I sort of forgot the content of the lessons, what they were, but given the place we were in, you can sort of guess. Anyways, I get away from the group, enter a dark room, and find some glowing moths. And as I walk towards them, someone says “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE”
And I say nothing at all, as the person takes me out of the room, back to the group. But apparently the other kids liked my example. And now they’re slipping from the group, and they’re starting to lose control of the kids.

Eventually, though, we arrive at the back of the compound. The dude’s like “there’s a minecart you have to use to get to the very back” and moves on to explaining other stuff. Night falls and we’re introduced to our rooms. I wait until silence hits before leaving and heading to the minecarts, where I take one down the confusing railroad and end up at a dimly lit, but ominous corridor. The door is very big. I enter, and I’m in some weird core room. Somehow my little kid self knows what to do, and I sabotage the core room to explode. I presumably escape, because while the dream doesn’t end I switch control to someone else.
I am now someone who works in this building, and the alarms are blaring. I get called to a meeting room where many people are in and we discuss how to stop the core from blowing up. Apparently, if it blows up, it will take down this entire city and the area surrounding it, and that wouldn’t be good (for the bad guys.)
I’m actually pretty big brained in this dream. I don’t remember what I said but apparently it was a risky way to stop the core from exploding. Everyone’s like “hmmm”, unsure but knows it might be the only way.
Also some of the people in this room look like 7/8 classmates, just older. Again.
So a team of 10 are sent to the core, including me. Our journey is relatively quiet except for it progressively getting hotter because of the core failing. We take a few minecarts, spawning them into reality roblox style and ride to the core.
Wow things have gone wrong. Pillars in the core room have fallen over and I get a sense of dread from being here. But we approach the core anyways and surround it, all ten of us. There’s a lever to pull (wow, it was that simple?) but we all have to pull it at the exact same time (oh) or it won’t work. Somehow, we first try it.

And then we push the button to stop the core from exploding, and we did it! Yay! We stopped the allied resistance!
Things degrade from this point on. We head back on the minecarts, except the carts are glitching and flying around, roblox style. People are standing in the railroad and not moving, and the carts are stopping for them. I eventually get off, see one of my friends in a cart with their other friends, then leave by walking on the tracks back to the beginning, where a commander is there and congratulates me for stopping the explosion. He doesn’t seem bothered by the tracks flying around in the background. He acts like an NPC, actually, since I talked to him again and he repeated the same thing.

Then I go to the moth room, but instead it’s brightly lit and my friend is there. There’s a minecart, which I sit in, press the “go fast” button a billion times, then go lightspeed using the minecart, and the dream ends on that note.

Okay so last night I had the weirdest dream

I was at a waterpark place with various friends, and we had fun, I think somebody gave birth or something

But then I saw a wave pool and it turned out to be at the end of an obstacle course, so I went on the course but chickened out because it was too high up, so then I ended up in front of a theater sort of thing, and suddenly it was in Minecraft, so I decided to mine a hole with my fists, which came in handy later when a certain YouTuber released the Ender Dragon so I hid in the hole with Jyn and Crocs, then we ran out and were suddenly on my street, and Ace(Ace from Notebook) was there. Then I managed to realize that I was dreaming and woke up, then went back to sleep again.
Then I dreamed that my Spanish class was outside in a sort of trailer thing, but the trailer was a tennis court and I was playing tennis with a girl in my class. She kept hitting the balls out of the court, and we ran out after two. So we were next to a pond that had a weird island in it, and both balls landed on the island. So naturally, I jumped into the water to swim over, instead of asking one of my classmates(who was on the island) to get it for me. So I jumped in and was apparently wearing goggles, and I saw a big ol' goldfish looking at me. Then I turned around and there was an albino carp. I looked up, and there were a bunch of dead fish floating above me, so I nope'd out and then I woke up

Here are some of my dreams that, now that I look at them, are really surreal:

1. During recess, a friend and I went under the portables ("temporary" classrooms) that were near the playground. It was surprisingly spacious. There, we found a weird looking chicken, almost cartoonish. Its eyes were wide open, and it looked terrified. I, for some reason, decided to pick it up. It shrieked once and then shattered into pieces.
2. I was at the Battle of the Alamo. I think I was one of the Texan soldiers? Not sure about that. Anyways, I don't remember the actual battle, but at the end, the survivors, including me, were rounded up and individually shot. I remember one soldier pleading for his life before getting shot, making a sheep noise before dying. I held a watch? Then I got shot and woke up in a cold sweat.
3. It was the middle of the night. For whatever reason, I was at my elementary school's gym. Walking into the bathroom, I found two girls I didn't recognize talking about something. Ignoring them, I went into a stall and did my business. I woke up, finding that I actually wet the bed. (I think this was like in kindergarten, pls don't judge)
4. I was Halt from the Ranger's Apprentice series (I think). Either him or Will, I'm not sure. I had to infiltrate a castle posing as a blacksmith. The other blacksmiths welcomed me, though there was one that was really suspicious. One day, the suspicious one accused me, in front of the king of that castle, that I was a fake and "never picked up a hammer at the forge" (or something along those lines). I immediately ran away as the king ordered his soldiers to catch me. In the end, I was cornered, and I, in exchange for my life, offered to build him a grand palace. He took the offer. Then there was a sudden time skip. The palace, half built, was a tourist attraction/museum, complete with a gift shop. I found myself looking at a description talking about secret passageways and my family in the nearby gift shop, waiting next to some shirts. We then left together.
5. I met one of those blue-eyed zombie things from Game of Thrones in a forest.
6. (I'm not sure if I made this one up or not) I was in a large, empty classroom with white, foldable tables all in neat rows. I walked up to the nearest one, where a small tray appeared. A cow eye, the kind you dissect in school science labs, was the only thing sitting inside. I looked at it for a moment, it blinked despite the lack of eyelids, and I woke up.