forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"What are you doing?"
"making a playlist for whiney grunge teenage lesbians such as myself"

"UwU, Senpai, y-you wanna commit some a-arson w-with me?"
"This is why Reed doesn't deserve rights."

This kid just walked into my study hall blasting Baby Shark and I am so done with this school.

This kid just walked into my study hall blasting Baby Shark and I am so done with this school.

I’m just done with idiots thinking it’s a good song

Science teacher arguing with a classmate
Teacher: You're not stupid!
Classmate: Yes I am!

Ok here's a new exchange between the same kid and teacher:

Classmate: carrying a bucket of water to change the fish tank water "I have a six pack!"
Teacher: "A six pack of Mountain Dew, maybe."

Ok here's a new exchange between the same kid and teacher:

Classmate: carrying a bucket of water to change the fish tank water "I have a six pack!"
Teacher: "A six pack of Mountain Dew, maybe."

My favorite variation of that is "Yeah, of pudding cups!"

Ok here's a new exchange between the same kid and teacher:

Classmate: carrying a bucket of water to change the fish tank water "I have a six pack!"
Teacher: "A six pack of Mountain Dew, maybe."

My favorite variation of that is "Yeah, of pudding cups!"

that's even better

"Hey, remember that time you almost fell out of a bus emergency exit? Good times, am I right?"

"Hey, remember that time you almost fell out of a bus emergency exit? Good times, am I right?"

This feels like a conversation between me and my friends

Lmao that reminds me of the time my friend drank a carton of school milk out of a river. Sometimes people do stupid things

That kid's always quoting something that he didn't come with and trying to pass it off as his own.

Ensign Pistol has entered the chat

"So how much jail time would we get if we touched each other with hockey sticks? Three years, you think? I hope it's three years"

this isn't a quote but I'm eating Lucky Charms out of a measuring cup bc I'm too lazy to clean a bowl

Mood

“I will exorcise you!”
“But I don’t wanna exercise.”

“Behold I forgot my name existed”
-Me

"Dude, I think my brother took my pot brownies to his class!"

"Tried it on my in-laws"
We were looking at guillotines on Etsy for some reason

“I was supposed to be at a funeral, it was my grandma, I pushed that bitch down the stairs.”
I was just standing there listening lmao

"How do you like your tea?"

"Spicy."

"Dude, I think my brother took my pot brownies to his class!"

I have a MIGHTY NEED to know what happened after this conversation.

"Dude, I think my brother took my pot brownies to his class!"

I have a MIGHTY NEED to know what happened after this conversation.

As do I

"I swear one of these days someone's going to ask me that [if I'd ever date a black person], I'm going to say no and when they tell me that's racist I'm going to scream that I'm not going to date anyone." -Me

"I swear, I love XXXXX but he says the dumbest stuff sometimes." I wish I remembered the examples

“My flute just peed on me. Great job!!” -Me after practice today.

"I had a dream last night. The sky was orange. I robbed a McDonald's. Shigaraki was there. Good times."

"We can do hard things!" -Mr.Mac please think before you s p e a k

"We can do hard things!" -Mr.Mac please think before you s p e a k

Lmaoooooo