_{Do you ever have a lazy day and suddenly feel worthless and terrible about yourself even though you know that resting is a good thing for you}

Y'all remember Ally from Austin and Ally?

Omg Austin and Ally

_{Do you ever have a lazy day and suddenly feel worthless and terrible about yourself even though you know that resting is a good thing for you}

_{All the time}

_{Do you ever have a lazy day and suddenly feel worthless and terrible about yourself even though you know that resting is a good thing for you}

_{me every day}

Hahaha mood

I was holding my cat and my sister dropped something and it scared the cat so she jumped down and accidentally scratched me and my sister went off about how maybe Callie doesn't like me because she has common sense and hates me…
I'm literally our cat's favorite and it was my sister's fault she jumped down anyway because she dropped something and it made a really loud sound
And now my arm is bleeding

Yo I'm also my cat's favorite!
I wrapped her Christmas presents earlier today and she kept meowing at me lol

I was holding my cat and my sister dropped something and it scared the cat so she jumped down and accidentally scratched me and my sister went off about how maybe Callie doesn't like me because she has common sense and hates me…
I'm literally our cat's favorite and it was my sister's fault she jumped down anyway because she dropped something and it made a really loud sound
And now my arm is bleeding

I feel.

Yo I'm also my cat's favorite!
I wrapped her Christmas presents earlier today and she kept meowing at me lol

Ours keeps attacking the presents under the tree. And the actual tree. And everything, really. My mom saw her and was like, "That's not for you. I specifically didn't put yours under the tree." Kinda want to see her unwrap something, though

I had way too much coffee and now I feel like I'm dying again

Yo I'm also my cat's favorite!
I wrapped her Christmas presents earlier today and she kept meowing at me lol

Ours keeps attacking the presents under the tree. And the actual tree. And everything, really. My mom saw her and was like, "That's not for you. I specifically didn't put yours under the tree." Kinda want to see her unwrap something, though

Mine got sap on her paws the first time we got a tree with her (she was like 6 months old then) and now she avoids messing with it. She likes sleeping under it though.

y'all just gotta get fake trees and put em on the ceiling like my family does

Hey Crocs what the fuck-

Crocs what does this mean

What does this mean I'm shaking

my family puts our tree on the ceiling? that's literally all it means?

WHAT THE FUCK

my family puts our tree on the ceiling? that's literally all it means?

Duuuuuuuuuude that's lit!!
I wish I did that!

We have a fake tree but my parents are too cowardly to put it on the ceiling. And she'd still get into it. Too much stuff to launch herself off of and into it

it keeps the pets off of it. when i was younger we had a cat who would climb into the tree and chew on the bulbs until they exploded and sent him flying, then he would go and do it again. so we started putting it on the ceiling and still do

what the-

lmao i saw some thing that said that’s satanic or something

BRUH THAT'S AMAZING
HOW DO THE ORNAMENTS STAY ON THO

we just hang them?? we've got a fake tree that does the spin-y fold up thingy, so its got the wires. we just hook them on and they stay

My gosh Crocs this is awesome.

everyone gets all weird about my tree and i have to like, take a second to remember that my family's just weird and most people don't hang their trees on the ceiling. glad y'all like it tho

i've been getting yelled at all day for no reason

oh no! that's not good, is there anything we can do to help or…

probably not… in other news, my new phone came today

okay then… hope your day gets better

but regarding the other news, that's great!