…We'll ask Unseelie when they get back

Hmmmmmm, I like lighterfluid.
Bring it on over.
Mom's cooking dinner for the boys.

Yeet

Someday historians will find this chat and put it in textbooks as a prime example of Gen Z kids

obviously y’all haven’t italianed before

it’s olive oil all the way

crispy egg yummy

Someday historians will find this chat and put it in textbooks as a prime example of Gen Z kids

And they'll blame you XD is joke, no @

Olive oil? What,are we cooking in the bathtub now? I thought we were blowing up a house.

i ain’t burning my egg

Clearly we're cooking eggs in the bathtub

i ain’t burning my egg

bathtub or fucking not i’ll boil it in the toilet

ooooh that'd be a really cool splatter effect when it blows up!

how many times i gotta say

I ain’t roiinin, buirnin, or overcoocin ma egg

Cook it in a different bathtub?

Cook it in a jacuzzi

oo i could poach it

Poach it in the jacuzzi! Turn on those j e t s!!

yes

i’d need a lot of salt tho

B a t h
S a l t

bath salt is danger

So are bathtub eggs

bath salt is danger

The drug or the smelly

bath salt is danger

The drug or the smelly

Mmm drug eggs

So are bathtub eggs

what

um

i think it’d be both

So are bathtub eggs

h

you mean

the bath bombs?

So are bathtub eggs

what

Eggs boiled in bathtubs
It's a life hack

how would you get the water to boil in a bathtub?

So are bathtub eggs

h

you mean

the bath bombs?

No, the eggs we're boiling in the bathtub/jacuzzi

how would you get the water to boil in a bathtub?

what