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Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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"Okay, but if that shirt came in blue, I would absolutely fuck him."

"Okay, but if that shirt came in blue, I would absolutely fuck him."

Squints in ace wut
this is a joke right?

Who parked their car, ON MY SANDWICH?

CHEEP CHEEP IM A SQUIRRLE!

welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and neuter of the jury, to the people versus horton the elephant.

Who parked their car, ON MY SANDWICH?

Well who parked their sandwich under my car?

welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and neuter of the jury, to the people versus horton the elephant.

Is this a Seussical reference? I feel like this is a Seussical reference.

welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and neuter of the jury, to the people versus horton the elephant.

Is this a Seussical reference? I feel like this is a Seussical reference.

it’s definitely a seussical reference. the amount of seussical jokes i have with the other people in the cast is painful

welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and neuter of the jury, to the people versus horton the elephant.

Is this a Seussical reference? I feel like this is a Seussical reference.

it’s definitely a seussical reference. the amount of seussical jokes i have with the other people in the cast is painful

EXCELLENT!

welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and neuter of the jury, to the people versus horton the elephant.

Is this a Seussical reference? I feel like this is a Seussical reference.

it’s definitely a seussical reference. the amount of seussical jokes i have with the other people in the cast is painful

EXCELLENT!

i once spent part of rehearsal convincing anyone who would listen that mrs mayor and genghis had a secret affair, and mr mayor had a male concubine

C a r r o t

RING A LING DING. WHEN THAT BELL RINGS!!! IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME TILL I break the straights.

C a r r o t

… whispers why is you call mÉ?

C a r r o t

… whispers why is you call mÉ?

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BROTHER

I have no idea how to breath

DOCTOR, I THINK I'M A HOMOSEXUAL!
"how can you tell?"
RAINBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW

Noodl Soóp

Keven Durand (yes I spelled it wrong on purpose) in Fifa

Okay i can't remember if ShadowWolf13 already put this or nah but
Friend one: any got some tape?
Friend two: would scotch tape work?
Friend one: yes don you have any?
Friend two: No.
Friend one: Then why would you ask?!?
Friend three: We're in the same boat F1. You need tape and I need a life

To all ins up the conclusion,

i cannot comprehend the inky blackness of the sea below me, yet still, i must swim

(awkward silence)
Me: So………..awkward silence, huh?

(lots of times I make eye contact right before I do this)

"I NEEEEED HIS ANKLES"

Me: hey mah fwend
fwend: NO PREMARITAL EYE CONTACT
Me:confused what the heckin dude

Satan is a real man
(If you know what I am talking about, I love you)

Satan is a real man
(If you know what I am talking about, I love you)

SATAN IS A REAL MAN

-wiggly eyebrows- you wanna banana split~?

DILDO THE BANANA!

Pulling a Love Simon

“Kentucky rotisserie fried Chicken Breast”

"Who's Harold?"

"Slightly [adjective]?"