"Y TU, BUDDY BOY?"
I WANT CONTEXT NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I'D SAY 😳
So basically, we were reenacting Ceaser's assasination in history
I played Ceaser
My best friend played Brutus
At one point, in real life, Ceaser said "y tu, Brutus?"
But my crackhead self decided to look my bestie dead in the eyes and scream "Y tu, buddy boy?"
Aaaaand suddenly I'm not surprised.
“fUCKING HUNTER I’LL KILL YOU”
I’m a fuckin Chicken Strip
FAHK YOH CHICKIN STWIHPS!!!
Squishy knees, Moldy pits, Square toes. The gang is here
the whole ass birthday cake on nobody's birthday, the corner booth at red robin, and our own existence in general
If you're not getting turnt at waffle house on tuesday, don't even call me
fellas, is it female to [insert action]?
The groom's bride is a lovely lady
The groom's bride is a lovely lady
-My friends and I screaming the song in front of our guard director
(I open this chat, and what do I see? THIS)
"What if one day, I woke up and I was a hat, how would you feel?"
“Up shut you communist egg”
"is it gay to kiss the homies"
Cheesealyne (Pronounced: Cheese-uh-lin)
I Suggest that it was, Mrs. White. In the Library. With! le revolver.
i think that benadryl should come in blue.
Is a poop an animal or a skateboard?