Hold up! Who tried to steal my title as a dumbass®?

I won't have that! You are beautiful! HAVE SOME LOVE, DAMN IT!❤❤

NO! I AM A BIGGER DUMB ASS I CAN PROVE IT!

OH YEAH?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!

WELL YOU SHOULD!CAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

I BELIEVE IN YOU TOO! THAT'S WHY I SAY YOU ARE NOT A DUMBASS!

NONE OF YOU ARE DUMBASSES CAUSE THATS MY JOB

ELLA WE ALSO BELIEVE IN YOU AND IN YOU BEING A SMARTIE SOOOOO YOU ARE NOT A DUMB ASS!

YOU"VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME AS WELL!

-bad meme past flashes through my head- WOODY'S RIGHT! ^^^

lol ANDY"S COMING! falls on floor

Oh you innocent bean-pats you and sits on you- ALL OF YOU ARE LOVED AND CARED ABOUT!

squeaks HECK YEAH, wait what im cared bout ? wheezes

Yes Jake. I love and care about you. I have for a long time.

Yee

ALL OF YOU ARE AWESOME!

^^^^^^^^

O MY GOODNESS, YES!

GUYS I FOUND THE MOST WONDERFUL CAT VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuHZSbPJhaY

GLURGLEFLURGLE

NIE YOU AREN'T A STOMACH

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER OF PIZZA SLICE?

YES I DID! YOU ARE A HEART!

WHOSE? BECAUSE I, SURE ENOUGH, DON'T HAVE ONE?

NIE! YOU! SEXUALLY! IDENTIFY! AS! A! HEART! CAUSE! YOU! DESERVE! ALIVE!

I! HEARD! YOU! SAY! I'M! A! HEART! BUT! WHOSE! HEART! IS! IT?!

YOURS!