Bill growled when Mabel called him a Floating Dorito. “Well, Well, Well. If it isn’t the Pine Twins. How many years has it been? 5? 8?” He looked at Mabel and sighed. “I’m offended Shooting Star. Doritos are food, not powerful beings like me!”
Mercury growled again, charging at her with her katana.
"Bye~" She smiled, jumping off of the hourglass-virus thing before Mercury could even reach her.
Mercury backed up a few steps, then got a running start and jumped off of the virus- thing too.
(Wanna' hear my opening number?)
(You know what, it's fine, here)
(If Bill had to sing a song it would be this one
(I'm not a big fan of the parodies because when people in the undertale fandom did it, some people thought that Rebecca Suger liked it so much she put it in the show and she made the parody)
"Wait a minute." She said, grabbing the base of the vessel and perched herself there on the glass. "Why is the planet on fire? I didn't even get to do anything yet!" She growled, frustrated.
(mom said it was my turn to destroy the world)
Mercury landed on her feet on the ground with a loud thud, but was unharmed. She looked around at the destruction around her. "The hell-?!"
(How on earth are her bones still intact?)
(DONT QUESTION THE POWER OF ROLEPLAY! XD)
(insert minecraft fall damage sound)
(Im just going to say adrenaine saved her ass)
Bill growled when Mabel called him a Floating Dorito. “Well, Well, Well. If it isn’t the Pine Twins. How many years has it been? 5? 8?” He looked at Mabel and sighed. “I’m offended Shooting Star. Doritos are food, not powerful beings like me!”
“It’s been 7 years, Bill.” Dipper responded, nonchalantly. Mabel, confused on why Dipper was so calm, narrowed her eyes and then proceeded to slap him. “MABEL, WHAT THE HECK‽” Mabel backed away a bit and let out a sigh. “Okay, Good, that is you. I thought Bill stole your body again or something like that.”
Mercury walked downtown, confused how things went downhill so fast.
"Hey, where do you think you're goin' bub?!" The stranger hissed, flinging herself in front of Mercury.
Ember looked up and snickered at Mabel's behavior. It reminded her of her brother and herself. "Hey you ugly lookin' guitar pick! Yeah me down here," Ember's bow was drawn taunt, the arrow pointed at Bill's one giant eye "This is like my off week so…could you not before I shatter your china lookin' self."
"Trying to figure out what's happening to my home." She snapped.
"Ugh, why do you care so much about it?" She scoffed, rolling her eyes.