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@Oakiin

Special Issues in Treating Adolescents With Gender Dysphoria, Anna van der Miesen, MD, Marijn Arnoldussen, MD, and Annelou de Vries, MD, PhD 2019 Psychiatric Times

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry

Step 1: Get 6 spider plants of the same size and from the same place.
Step 2: Label the plants “Plant 1: no voice,” “Plant 2: no voice,” “Plant 3: talking,” “Plant 4: talking,” “Plant 5: singing,” and “Plant 6: singing.”
Step 3: Find the longest leaf on each plant and measure it in centimeters. Record your data.
Step 4: Put the plants in a room with a window so they can get some sunlight, but not too much.
Step 5: Water each plant with ¼ cup of water once a week.
Step 6: Bring plants 3 and 4 to a different room. Read to them for 5 minutes. Then put them back where they were.
Step 7: Bring plants 5 and 6 to a different room. Sing a 5-minute song to them. Then put them back. (I am singing “Heart of Stone” from Six the Musical.)
Step 8: Repeat steps 6 and 7 twice a day (meaning you will talk and sing to your plants twice a day).
Step 9: After 1 week, record the length of the longest leaf on each plant again. Record your data.
Step 10: Repeat step 9 again after 2 weeks. Analyze all your data and come to a conclusion.

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2 in a corner, 1 in a room. Zero in a house, and 1 in a shelter. What am I?

@brb

Draco Ambrosius Giselda Anne Paulus Fucking Malfoy (named after all of his auntie’s favourite corgies)

@brb

Draco Ambrosius Giselda Anne Paulus Fucking Malfoy (named after all of his auntie’s favourite corgies)

@brb

“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.”

@Cough_Syurp

Ha ha ha, this is about you
Beware, beware, be skeptical
Of their smiles, their smiles of plated gold
Deceit so natural
But a wolf in sheep's clothing is more than a warning
Bla-bla-black sheep, have you any soul?
No sir, by the way, what the hell are morals
Jack, be nimble, Jack, be quick
Jill's a little whore and her alibis are dirty tricks
So could you
Tell me how you're sleeping easy
How you're only thinking of yourself
Show me how you justify
Telling all your lies like second nature
Listen, mark my words, one day
You will pay, you will pay
Karma's gonna come collect your debt
Aware, aware, you stalk your prey
With criminal mentality
You sink your teeth into the people you depend on
Infecting everyone, you're quite the problem
Feefifofum, you better run and hide
I smell the blood of a petty little coward
Jack, be lethal, Jack, be slick
Jill will leave you lonely dying in a filthy ditch
So could you
Tell me how you're sleeping easy
How you're only thinking of yourself
Show me how you justify
Telling all your lies like second nature
Listen, mark my words, one day
You will pay, you will pay
Karma's gonna come collect your debt
Maybe you'll change
Abandon all your wicked ways
Make amends and start anew again
Maybe you'll see
All the wrongs you did to me
And start all over, start all over again
Who am I kidding
Now, let's not get overzealous here
You've always been a huge piece of shit
If I could kill you I would
But it's frowned upon in all fifty states
Having said that, burn in hell
So tell me how you're sleeping easy
How you're only thinking of yourself
Show me how you justify
Telling all your lies like second nature
Listen, mark my words, one day
You will pay, you will pay
Karma's gonna come collect your debt
Karma's gonna come collect your debt
Karma's gonna come collect your debt

@brb

Crows are scary
They

use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT. They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows. Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag. But the nice guys with masks they left alone. THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight. THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

@brb

I think the reason I enjoy Ghibli so much is it romanticizes the little things. It makes me want to bake, study, clean the house, garden, and more while listening to happy music and occasionally picking wildflowers and lying in the grass. It helps me find joy in day-to-day life and that’s honestly sooo important for my mental health.«««