My tweets are so fucking weird, ngl. Out of context, but they're so weird.

I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR A WHILE HI-
but wow guess who's been with their girlfriend for 3 years now????????
i'm so happy we've been together this long ajhbfhvejhrfndw uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

ANYWAY
hi take care of yourselves friens!! you're valid and deserve to feel loved <3 <3 <3

Welcome back:))

thank you guys for wishing me a happy 15 birthday

yo can I come sounds delish

Yeah, just find me when you get there

where is it going to be at?

I can make pride cupcakes!

I AM AWESOME

I AM AWESOME

somebody kill me

I saw someone wear this shirt today:

I approve.

One of my friends has that shirt!

I wish that I had that shirt. (Accidentally typed 'shit' first. Still would've worked)

I need that shirt

yo can I come sounds delish

Yeah, just find me when you get there

where is it going to be at?

In hell, right next to satans throne (he wants to come too)

Xander will you marry me

tell satan if he wants to come then he better bring everything that i left at his place last time i was over (including my will to live)

tell satan if he wants to come then he better bring everything that i left at his place last time i was over (including my will to live)

?

this thread be like

I need that mug

Also I have a fever so wish me luck I'll make pride cupcakes when I recover

Yoooo I saw that mug! There's also one that says "nobody knows I'm gay"

My sister told me about how one time, she wore a shirt that says "straight outta the closet" in the girls' locker room of her school and made over half the people in there uncomfortable as hell. And then when they were all shuffling away from her and calling her a pervert, she said "bitch please, just because I'm a lesbian, doesn't mean I'm attracted to every girl I see. Besides, you ain't too good lookin', hun."

Your sister's awesome.

Kinda.

Xander will you marry me

Damn, at least take me out first.
But yeah, I will

Xander will you marry me

Damn, at least take me out first.
But yeah, I will

I would like you all to meet my wife

👌

👍

Xander will you marry me

Damn, at least take me out first.
But yeah, I will

I would like you all to meet my wife

Hi guys, I've been snatched by the lovely and beautiful Mir.

…I guess you could say we're

mir-ied

Xander will you marry me

Damn, at least take me out first.
But yeah, I will

I would like you all to meet my wife

Hi guys, I've been snatched by the lovely and beautiful Mir.

…I guess you could say we're

mir-ied

AH NOW I LOVE YOU 1928308% MORE