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Guys have you ever realized that Religions are basically really big, ancient fandoms?

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

"guYSSS HAVE YOU READ THE BIBLE YET? It's like, so good-"
"IKR?!? Peter X Thomas is my OTP, #Jester shippers can fite me on that"
"Okay I know he betrayed Jesus and everything but Judas is kinda hot tho"
"YOU GUYS ARE CHRIST-IANS TOO? OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE"
"Have you even read the books? No? Then you aren't a true christ-ian"
"I love that quote where Jesus is all like "this is my body", like I was fangirling so hard"
"DID YOU SEE THE NEW MOVIE TRAILER?"
"YES I DID AND I JUST AGJSOHJB1NSJIH86230GVJHKJBVGFTDFS;KLHJBN I CAN'T EVEN-"
"I am so hyped, there were some really cute ship moments in there, #jester for life"
"that's a riVAL SHIP REEEEEEEEE"
"Guys look at this -NSFW- fanart I drew of my OTP"
"i've seen better"
"Could be a bit more detailed imo"
"…anyways so what's your favorite book?"
"Probably Genesis, you know, the original"
"I'd have to go with Revelation"
"I think Wisdom was pretty good-"
"Wisdom was awful and did nothing for the story, like, you might as well pretend it doesn't exist. Same with Judith. Such a disappointing read"
"Okay but Jesus's mom is a complete mary sue and no one ever talks about it"
"Well I mean, so was Jesus-"
"yOU TAKE THAT BACK, HE IS PERFECT AND I WOULD GIVE MY LIFE FOR HIM"
"Are you guys going to the Christ-ian convention this Sunday? I heard they're gonna be roleplaying the Last Supper again"
"Oh heck yeah"
"I swear, this series has saved my life"
"Omg saaaameeeeeee"

i feel like i need to go to confession just for writing this

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Ok but you wrote down practically everything I was thinking so at least ur not alone

@Queen_Cuisine

Guys have you ever realized that Religions are basically really big, ancient fandoms?

Religions are the fandoms to the books, works like Paradise Lost and Inferno are the Fanfiction.

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And people that do really bad things because "their religion told them to" are the toxic fans

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Paradise Lost and Inferno are the Fanfiction.

This straight up slayed me.

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Ahh that list forgot "trekkies, set your phasers to stun!"

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Guys have you ever realized that Religions are basically really big, ancient fandoms?

Christians, grab your bibles!

But that's great

@Althalosian-is-the-father book

Guys have you ever realized that Religions are basically really big, ancient fandoms?

I hate to crush your most amusing statement, but I disagree. Fandoms (I don’t think) ever are supposed to change the essence of a person’s life. It could be argued (mostly because I don’t actually know the religious aspects of most older religions) that only newer religions are like this, but I doubt it.

@Althalosian-is-the-father book

Guys have you ever realized that Religions are basically really big, ancient fandoms?

But surely we cannot all unsheathe Sting. That’s preposterous. Perhaps a more suitable cry would be ‘Sing with Eru Iluvitar’ or more likely ‘Ride against the forces of Melkor’.
Also Potterheads were mentioned twice. Kids with their pop fandoms. Humph. The best fandom is of Tolkien. Old and grand as the mountains.

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DEBATE TOPIC MAYBE
Should nonbinary be included in the transgender community?

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

Disclaimer: I'm not trans, so take this with a pinch of salt
Technically speaking, nonbinary is under the trans umbrella, which is a catch-all of "identifies as a gender they were not assigned at birth". Since nonbinary people fall under that, I say yes.