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Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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DINKLE BURGGGGGGG
(An inside joke with my brother :3)

"WE ARE THE BRO SQUAD!!"
"Broseph!"
"Brosephine!"
"Broski!"
"Broke!"
"BROOKLYN GODDAMNIT"

"My favorite pastimes include sewing, cooking, and murdering children."

feliz navidad
theres fleas on my dog
felix is not my dad
prospero año y feliz y dad

Release mum and dad
release mum and dad
release mum and dad, it'll be the best Christmas we've ever had

JONGLE TITS JONGLE TITS JONGLE ALL THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

I NEED HIS ANKLES!

“F*CK (something)”
“I wouldn’t.”

“ITS YEETY AND YOOTUS”

“I buried the fish on the roof!”

“It’s an ostrich on roller skates in a bucket!”

“I’m so hungry!”

“SPREET”

“It’s invisible Billy! We hate you!”

Wig.

"Oh, squirmle?"

"Shleevs."

“Get it together.”

“LEMON MON.”

“HEEHEE!”

YOU THOUGHTFUL TWERP

Hiraffe

"TONG"
"Stop tonging me"
"YOU'VE JUST BEEN TONGED"
"Stop tonging me"
"TONGGGG"

"I mean, I'm still gonna stick 2 raccoons up somebodies ass."

"Why would I be afraid of a pack of squirrels in a human suit when what I should REALLY be afraid of is 3 geese in a trench coat!"

“Shboo”
Blackhole

CULT OF REAL LIFE SHIPS IS INTO ORDER
random member: WHAT DID I SIGN UP FOR?!

I also wish to join this cult.

I also also wish to join this cult
Can I join?

CULT OF REAL LIFE SHIPS IS INTO ORDER
random member: WHAT DID I SIGN UP FOR?!

I also wish to join this cult.

I also also wish to join this cult
Can I join?

FRIENDLY PSA:)) Please don’t be loud/assertive about these ships:)) to the people involved in them:)) because it SUCKS>:)) to be shipped by others with someone you don’t actually like in that was and can cause unnecessary mental issues:))))

Eos gives you cancer
slathers thickly onto lips bringit bitches

CULT OF REAL LIFE SHIPS IS INTO ORDER
random member: WHAT DID I SIGN UP FOR?!

I also wish to join this cult.

I also also wish to join this cult
Can I join?

FRIENDLY PSA:)) Please don’t be loud/assertive about these ships:)) to the people involved in them:)) because it SUCKS>:)) to be shipped by others with someone you don’t actually like in that was and can cause unnecessary mental issues:))))

(._.) I don’t… I just joke about it? If someone’s uncomfortable I usually stop. Some friends find it funny I ship people I know so… the only real thing I get crazy (as in obsess, not shove it down peoples throat) is fictional shippings, which I usually keep to myself, and sometimes joke about it.

Bruh why did I do that.
(.-.)

I'm an egg. You're an egg. We're all eggs.

Is Mariah Carrey is dead?

Baguet the fuck out

Aruba big boulder.

I’m not a gay figure skater