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Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Well DIDJA NOW let me tell you that there were FOURTEEN FLIPPING PIES!!!

fucking 14?!??!?!?!

Hell yes! All credit due to mi madre. It is family tradition!

and here I accidentally made 24 turnovers

Dominic what part of secret ingredients ….

Oh I understood. I seek forbidden knowledge.

Get your own pie recipe. This is between me and god

(we adults get stupid weird at night)

(I'm not technically an adult yet but I still get stupid and weird)

Dominic what part of secret ingredients ….

Oh I understood. I seek forbidden knowledge.

Get your own pie recipe. This is between me and god

This answer is worthy of Obama™.

That's such an honor omg–

Well DIDJA NOW let me tell you that there were FOURTEEN FLIPPING PIES!!!

fucking 14?!??!?!?!

Hell yes! All credit due to mi madre. It is family tradition!

and here I accidentally made 24 turnovers

24 is good. We actually should have had more, according to tradition. But we invited these men over last minute because they were alone and were our family. (As in they had Arabic accents. No don't question if that is technically a thing.)

Dominic what part of secret ingredients ….

Oh I understood. I seek forbidden knowledge.

Get your own pie recipe. This is between me and god

This answer is worthy of Obama™.

FUCKING POWER MOVE
christ on a stick…., im so proud

That's such an honor omg–

Ikr? And what's so great is that this is a weird piece of humor that only a certain culture gets.

Okay wait but how do you accidentally make 24 turnovers?

Dominic what part of secret ingredients ….

Oh I understood. I seek forbidden knowledge.

Get your own pie recipe. This is between me and god

This answer is worthy of Obama™.

FUCKING POWER MOVE
christ on a stick…., im so proud

. . . me?
Or him?

You probably.

Okay wait but how do you accidentally make 24 turnovers?

A very fair question that I was wondering myself.

You probably.

I mean maybe but i don't knoww
It could be you, she does like you a lot

Dominic what part of secret ingredients ….

Oh I understood. I seek forbidden knowledge.

Get your own pie recipe. This is between me and god

This answer is worthy of Obama™.

FUCKING POWER MOVE
christ on a stick…., im so proud

. . . me?
Or him?

You Mox, you.
My child.
😭

Okay wait but how do you accidentally make 24 turnovers?

A very fair question that I was wondering myself.

I uh–made way too much filling because i got all excited and peeled all the apples in my parents house instead of doing like…four

Dominic what part of secret ingredients ….

Oh I understood. I seek forbidden knowledge.

Get your own pie recipe. This is between me and god

This answer is worthy of Obama™.

FUCKING POWER MOVE
christ on a stick…., im so proud

. . . me?
Or him?

You Mox, you.
My child.
😭

Yay! ^-^
My life goal is for Eris to be really proud of me

You probably.

I mean maybe but i don't knoww
It could be you, she does like you a lot

that's very different affection

Okay wait but how do you accidentally make 24 turnovers?

A very fair question that I was wondering myself.

I uh–made way too much filling because i got all excited and peeled all the apples in my parents house instead of doing like…four

Chef Woods everyone
It be like that, peeling apples is very exciting

You probably.

I mean maybe but i don't knoww
It could be you, she does like you a lot

that's very different affection

Yeah, you right, you right

Okay wait but how do you accidentally make 24 turnovers?

A very fair question that I was wondering myself.

I uh–made way too much filling because i got all excited and peeled all the apples in my parents house instead of doing like…four

Chef Woods everyone
It be like that, peeling apples is very exciting

It was my first time baking turnovers from scratch and the first time I'd ever made a dish for Thanksgiving. I wasnt about to botch it.

Okay wait but how do you accidentally make 24 turnovers?

A very fair question that I was wondering myself.

I uh–made way too much filling because i got all excited and peeled all the apples in my parents house instead of doing like…four

This sounds like me sort of. But I would never do this. I have peeled too much fruit for that.

You probably.

I mean maybe but i don't knoww
It could be you, she does like you a lot

that's very different affection

Explain.

Okay wait but how do you accidentally make 24 turnovers?

A very fair question that I was wondering myself.

I uh–made way too much filling because i got all excited and peeled all the apples in my parents house instead of doing like…four

Chef Woods everyone
It be like that, peeling apples is very exciting

It was my first time baking turnovers from scratch and the first time I'd ever made a dish for Thanksgiving. I wasnt about to botch it.

I mean having extra apple turnovers is definitely not a bad thing

Okay wait but how do you accidentally make 24 turnovers?

A very fair question that I was wondering myself.

I uh–made way too much filling because i got all excited and peeled all the apples in my parents house instead of doing like…four

Chef Woods everyone
It be like that, peeling apples is very exciting

I read this in an announcer type voice.

Okay wait but how do you accidentally make 24 turnovers?

A very fair question that I was wondering myself.

I uh–made way too much filling because i got all excited and peeled all the apples in my parents house instead of doing like…four

Chef Woods everyone
It be like that, peeling apples is very exciting

I read this in an announcer type voice.

Well thats what I meant the first part to sound like
But did you read the whole thing like that??

Yes.

I'm sorry, but "it be like that" in an announcer voice is so fucking funny to me

And Eris went offline. And we never heard from her again