forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Y'all

YouTube rewind has gotten worse

How can rock bottom get any worse?

you d i g

Christ, I think Pennywise is terrorizing my brother

Three nights in a row he's ran out of his room screaming bloody murder

Three nights in a row I come out of my room with a baseball bat ready to fuck shit up

Three nights in a row there was nothing, he was just screaming for a reason he can't remember

Yesterday I dreamt that my mom was putting makeup on me and then she turned I to this horrifying clown thing that looked like the kraken from Pirates of the Caribbean

Also that sounds like a plot for a really good horror movie

It's definitely Erismas.

And in this house we celebrate.

Good good. But do you food?

…why–…why did you ask me this again?

Also that sounds like a plot for a really good horror movie

Agreed.

oh I hella food

See? She hella foods

…why–…why did you ask me this again?

Mostly so I can brag about how many pies I had on Thanksgiving.

…why–…why did you ask me this again?

Oh again. Idk how that happened.

oh I hella food

See? She hella foods

Now I see. I also see the fun things I missed.

I produce loud tenor vibes despite the fact I'm a bass

I just got that r a n g e

Bro I feel you.

We also get to wear tuxes, and I felt like a penguin. Fucking best feeling ever

Yes.

…why–…why did you ask me this again?

Mostly so I can brag about how many pies I had on Thanksgiving.

Tell me of the pies

So I can brag about MY APPLE TURNOVERS I MADE FROM SCRATCH

I made a pumpkin pie and it was fucking delicious because I use secret ingredients

Well DIDJA NOW let me tell you that there were FOURTEEN FLIPPING PIES!!!

I made a pumpkin pie and it was fucking delicious because I use secret ingredients

Like what?

Dominic what part of secret ingredients ….

WHEEZE

Well DIDJA NOW let me tell you that there were FOURTEEN FLIPPING PIES!!!

fucking 14?!??!?!?!

Well DIDJA NOW let me tell you that there were FOURTEEN FLIPPING PIES!!!

fucking 14?!??!?!?!

Hell yes! All credit due to mi madre. It is family tradition!

Dominic what part of secret ingredients ….

Oh I understood. I seek forbidden knowledge.

Dominic what part of secret ingredients ….

Oh I understood. I seek forbidden knowledge.

nods sagely

Dont we all?