^^^^^ Literally me. I constantly have a headache

throws water at Moxie H Y D R A T E!!!!

Hmmmm. I’ll consider it

Listen to me sweetheart, you need to stay hydrated. Please, for me?

Okay finnnnne. I’ll drink water

I'm hyped to see Hamilton tonight but I am not hyped to walk around State Street in the dark/cold for an hour and a half pre-show.

Omg you’re seeing Hamilton???? Where????

I'm hyped to see Hamilton tonight but I am not hyped to walk around State Street in the dark/cold for an hour and a half pre-show.

Omg you’re seeing Hamilton???? Where????

The Overture Center in Madison!

I'm hyped to see Hamilton tonight but I am not hyped to walk around State Street in the dark/cold for an hour and a half pre-show.

Why not? Sounds kinda fun

Because it's cold as balls and also there's loud guys and stuff.

Hello friends, I am ✨✨✨d e h y d r a t e d✨✨

H Y D R A T E
M Y
D I S N E Y
P R I N C E S S

i can't imagine being dehydrated

water is more than a life source

it's my l o v e r

unfathomable

MY GODDAMN KNEE BRACE
Y'ALL

MOOD, KNEE BRACES ARE SO FUCKING BLEH

THIS IS LIKE THE FIFTH ONE I'VE HAD
EVERY TIME MY DOCTOR PULLS OUT A NEW ONE IT'S LIKE

STOP

I HAD THE FUCKIN SURGERY I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ALL GOOD

MY GODDAMN KNEE BRACE
Y'ALL

MOOD, KNEE BRACES ARE SO FUCKING BLEH

THIS IS LIKE THE FIFTH ONE I'VE HAD
EVERY TIME MY DOCTOR PULLS OUT A NEW ONE IT'S LIKE

STOP

I HAD THE FUCKIN SURGERY I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ALL GOOD

OOF MAN. I JUST HAD A BRACE FO R MY KNEE 'CAUSE I FUCKED UP ALL THE LIGEMENTS, BUT IT WAS TOO BIG SO IT DID NOTHING

I'm hyped to see Hamilton tonight but I am not hyped to walk around State Street in the dark/cold for an hour and a half pre-show.

How is it that so many people go to see Hamilton. Idthink it was ever performed anywhere near where I live.

MY GODDAMN KNEE BRACE
Y'ALL

MOOD, KNEE BRACES ARE SO FUCKING BLEH

THIS IS LIKE THE FIFTH ONE I'VE HAD
EVERY TIME MY DOCTOR PULLS OUT A NEW ONE IT'S LIKE

STOP

I HAD THE FUCKIN SURGERY I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ALL GOOD

OOF MAN. I JUST HAD A BRACE FO R MY KNEE 'CAUSE I FUCKED UP ALL THE LIGEMENTS, BUT IT WAS TOO BIG SO IT DID NOTHING

WAS IT ONE OF THOSE BIG ONES THAT SUPPORTS YOUR THIGH AND ALL THAT SHIT TOO BC THOSE ONES SUCK
THEY'RE SO HEAVY

People. We banned big text. Please stop with it.

I just recently found out that one of the Freshmen in my school is literally named Alexander Hamilton.
I'm going to have so much fun with this

I can’t remember the last time I was fully hydrated

I'm hyped to see Hamilton tonight but I am not hyped to walk around State Street in the dark/cold for an hour and a half pre-show.

How is it that so many people go to see Hamilton. Idthink it was ever performed anywhere near where I live.

It's for drama club, they got like 50 tickets or something and I got to go!
It was in Milwaukee too, maybe Appleton as well?

I can’t remember the last time I was fully hydrated

I haven't been for the last ten years. But that reminds me to drink.

I can’t remember the last time I was fully hydrated

I haven't been for the last ten years. But that reminds me to drink.

Same. I should go do that

I should but I'm lazy

I should but I'm lazy

GUYS

I want to interrupt this dehydration support group to inform you all of my adorable dog.

She's a Staffie, which is basically a descendant of a Pit Bull, but she is far from aggressive. She loves cuddles and even jumps onto the chair I sit in to sit on my lap, sometimes using my shoulder as a pillow. She loves blankets and pillows, and I have a nice and soft/fuzzy blanket on my bed along with three pillows (two normal, one body pillow) and if I'm in the room, she'll ask permission to jump up—if not, she just jumps up on her own. Whenever I do give her permission, she looks so excited and it's great. The one time I didn't respond to her little double-hop question, she looked so sad and I melted. A little thief. Will steal toys from other dog. Gets excited when we bring out her sweater and coat. When she's sitting in my mom's spot on the couch, all we have to say is "do the flop" and she'll flop onto her other side, effectively getting out of the way.

Thank you for your time. I just needed to share.

on the cough

That reminds me
My cat had a boyfriend. He came to the window today and they looked at each other for a really long time. He's black and fluffy and my mom turned on the lights so they could see each other better

Omg guys thats so cute

my dog bites me

She's the same breed as Circe's, but much more aggressive

on the cough

fuck off I was excited

This is her, feat. me

I hope you’ll all be happy to know that I drank water

One day
One day I’m gonna fucking pass out from dehydration
But today is not that day

i did that once. also, fun fact, i haven't drank water in two days.