forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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IIIII am just sixteen, I am aaaalways mean, and I kinda sorta forgot how to clean, I have a dirty mind, I am late all the time, I am just. Six. Teen.

"This chicken is… chickeny"
"And this mac and cheese is mac ans cheesy"

"Penguins are the horniest creatures, what ELSE are they supposed to do?"
"Then my friend, let me tell you about the BANANA SLUG!"

I have crippling depression dance intensifies

Spooky scary skeleton dance

GIVE ME A BREAK break me off a piece of that kit kat bar.

"My hair is basically a liquid!"

Yeah sure, lemme just grad my eyelash broom… plucks out some of my friend’s eyelashes ‘kay!

*grab

"That's where the mirror used to be."

"Space ships, dude."

"We have camping gear you don't even know about."

There's a spider, on my DI-

"HOLY FUCK!"
"Fucking is holy? YOU THERE! LET ME-"
"NO."

“-Hit me daddy” (What someone heard first when they joined a discord call i was in

We should sell hats

You are eyes

🎵 I do not understaaaaaaand! 🎵 (from HSM)

Succc chicken

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, sticking my thumb in rotisserie chicken-

"Seven is five"
"Do you feel violated?????"
Drumline: plays the song The whole band: "James Rees! James Rees! James Rees ate my son!"
alternately The whole band: "Bill Red! Bill Red! Bill Red took my wife!"
my gf: something romantic Me, a girl: not gonna lie thats pretty gay

(These are sung between my friend and I)

The priest just ripped out my heart and threw it down the pyramid steps…

Someone sacrificed my llama. Someone’s cut it in two. Someone sacrificed my llama, hey! That’s what Incas do!

Now listen here, you little fu-
JESUS LOVES YOU AS DO WE, SHE WASN'T GOING TO CUSS YOU OUT AT ALL

SLEPS NSFW SAL AND JAYMON IN FACE

Her parents are Drapple

MIKE MATTHEWS

MIKE SMITH! -chanting- MIKE SMITH MIKE SMITH MIKE SMITH!

COLBY!

Bobby's hot and cheesy

It's a local pizza place and everyone buys their stickers and puts them in random places. (It's funnier when people just say it randomly)