forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry

playing games in math
“How many fingers do you see” Holds up middle finger in front of teacher
“Five”
Teacher: Doesn’t care

That reminds me of this one time a girl in my class flipped off a boy and the teacher was just like “why did you do that [girl’s name]?” But she didn’t get in trouble or anything
I go to a Catholic school btw

@KoffeeOwl

Everyone: Playing Charades in Math Class
Me: Gets the, "Sweet Spot Dance" as my Charade
Also me: Doesn't know what the hell that is, because I don't look at tiktok

(I had to have a friend show me. Then some girl was nice enough to give me a different paper. It said tree XD)

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playing games in math
“How many fingers do you see” Holds up middle finger in front of teacher
“Five”
Teacher: Doesn’t care

LMAO MAC WHY

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playing games in math
“How many fingers do you see” Holds up middle finger in front of teacher
“Five”
Teacher: Doesn’t care

That reminds me of this one time a girl in my class flipped off a boy and the teacher was just like “why did you do that [girl’s name]?” But she didn’t get in trouble or anything
I go to a Catholic school btw

Oh I have a story! Me and a friend were signing back and forth and this guy goes “I know sign language too!” And flipped us off and the teacher laughed.

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"What do you mean pull a Patton?"
"Pull a patton."
"Gonna be babey?"
"Nah"
"Gonna hold the group together?"
"Nah, gonna steal a kid."

@Pickles group

Tv: what's the number 1 penguin rule? …
Never swim alone
Me: penguins literally push each other off the iceberg to see if there's a deal waiting to eat them so
My dad a few moments later: well, if the penguin gets eaten, he wasn't swimming alone. And if the rest of them jump in, he's not swimming alone

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through text
“What’s the antidote for a sedative?
It’s urgent.”
“Probably charcoal.”
“Ahh I eat that all the time, I’ll be fine.”

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies

playing games in math
“How many fingers do you see” Holds up middle finger in front of teacher
“Five”
Teacher: Doesn’t care

LMAO MAC WHY

Nick was the kid who flipped off! OK!
@Christmas-Bootleg-Pikachu

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“I got you a lifetime supply of poison. It’s only a lifetime supply if you drink it though.”

@Pickles group

Me: steals my sister's stuffed animal
My sister: heyyy
Me: what?
My sister: you stole Tigey
Me: who me?
My sister: yes
Me: couldn't be
My sister:
Me: then who?
Me: throws stuffed animal at my mom Her

My sister: how do bones get cold??
My mom: same way anything else gets cold
My dad: when you get old and thin… you'll know
Everyone else, looking at him because he's not particularly old or thin:
My dad: That's what I'm told anyway
(I'm not calling him fat, he's just not super skinny)

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“Look, you can open this can of sardines, but you can’t make them burn that bridge before they hatch.”

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry

“My feet are indestructible and they can destroy indestructible things”

“I will delete your kneecaps”

“Getting kidnapped is so great!”

hitting a doll with a pillow repeatedly “CREMATE”

“If you woke up Christmas morning to no presents I bet you would act differently the next year”
“I would still eat the tree”

~some quality quotes from my cousin